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{{Song | {{Song | ||
| − | |name = "Two Dozen and One Greyhounds | + | |name = "Two Dozen and One Greyhounds (Medley)" |
| − | |image = | + | |image = |
| − | |singers = [[Harry Shearer]]<br>[[Tress MacNeille]] | + | |singers = [[Harry Shearer]]<br>[[Yeardley Smith]]<br>[[Nancy Cartwright]]<br>[[Tress MacNeille]] |
| − | |characters = [[Charles Montgomery Burns]]<br>[[Fat cheeked housekeeper]] | + | |characters = [[Charles Montgomery Burns]]<br>[[Lisa Simpson]]<br>[[Waylon Smithers, Jr.]]<br>[[Bart Simpson]]<br>[[Fat cheeked housekeeper]] |
|length = 2:04 | |length = 2:04 | ||
| − | |writer = [[ | + | |writer = '''Music:''' [[Alf Clausen]]<br>'''Lyrics:''' [[Mike Scully]] |
| − | |album = [[Songs in the Key of Springfield]] | + | |album = ''[[Songs in the Key of Springfield]]'' |
| − | |appearance = | + | |appearance = |
}} | }} | ||
| − | '''"Two Dozen and One Greyhounds | + | '''"Two Dozen and One Greyhounds (Medley)"''' is a track from ''[[Songs in the Key of Springfield]]''. It is the twenty-second track on the album and consists of the songs "The Pick of the Litter" and "[[See My Vest]]". |
== Lyrics == | == Lyrics == | ||
| − | ===The Pick of | + | === The Pick of the Litter === |
:'''Mr. Burns:''' | :'''Mr. Burns:''' | ||
:''You stay with me. You're the pick of the litter.'' | :''You stay with me. You're the pick of the litter.'' | ||
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:'''Mr. Burns:''' | :'''Mr. Burns:''' | ||
:''Yes, but not completely full. For you see...'' | :''Yes, but not completely full. For you see...'' | ||
| − | ===See My Vest=== | + | |
| + | === See My Vest === | ||
| + | :'''Mr. Burns:''' | ||
:Some men hunt for sport, | :Some men hunt for sport, | ||
:Others hunt for food, | :Others hunt for food, | ||
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:So let's prepare these dogs, | :So let's prepare these dogs, | ||
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:'''[[Fat cheeked housekeeper]]:''' | :'''[[Fat cheeked housekeeper]]:''' | ||
:Kill two for matching clogs. | :Kill two for matching clogs. | ||
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:'''Lisa:''' | :'''Lisa:''' | ||
| − | :'' | + | :''[gasps] He's gonna make a tuxedo out of our puppies!'' |
| − | : | + | :''[Bart hums the song Mr. Burns just sang]'' |
:'''Lisa:''' | :'''Lisa:''' | ||
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== Behind the Laughter == | == Behind the Laughter == | ||
| − | + | "[[See My Vest]]" is a parody of "{{w|Be Our Guest}}" from Disney's ''{{w|Beauty and the Beast (1991 film)|Beauty and the Beast}}''. | |
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== Appearances == | == Appearances == | ||
*{{ep|Two Dozen and One Greyhounds}} | *{{ep|Two Dozen and One Greyhounds}} | ||
*{{ep|All Singing, All Dancing}} | *{{ep|All Singing, All Dancing}} | ||
| + | *{{alb|Songs in the Key of Springfield}} | ||
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| + | {{Songs in the Key of Springfield}} | ||
| − | [[Category: | + | [[Category:Medleys]] |
[[Category:Parody songs]] | [[Category:Parody songs]] | ||
[[Category:Songs by Mr. Burns]] | [[Category:Songs by Mr. Burns]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Songs by Smithers]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Songs by Lisa]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Songs by Bart]] | ||
[[Category:Songs by Harry Shearer]] | [[Category:Songs by Harry Shearer]] | ||
[[Category:Songs by Tress MacNeille]] | [[Category:Songs by Tress MacNeille]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Songs by Yeardley Smith]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Songs by Nancy Cartwright]] | ||
Revision as of 16:01, October 16, 2019
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Song Information
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"Two Dozen and One Greyhounds (Medley)" is a track from Songs in the Key of Springfield. It is the twenty-second track on the album and consists of the songs "The Pick of the Litter" and "See My Vest".
Lyrics
The Pick of the Litter
- Mr. Burns:
- You stay with me. You're the pick of the litter.
- Lisa:
- Maybe we were wrong about Burns on this one.
- Smithers:
- Are you sure you wanna go through with this, sir? You do have a very full wardrobe as it is.
- Mr. Burns:
- Yes, but not completely full. For you see...
See My Vest
- Mr. Burns:
- Some men hunt for sport,
- Others hunt for food,
- The only thing I'm hunting for,
- Is an outfit that looks good...
- See my vest, see my vest,
- Made from real gorilla chest,
- Feel this sweater, there's no better
- Than authentic Irish setter.
- See this hat, 'twas my cat,
- My evening wear - vampire bat,
- These white slippers are albino
- African endangered rhino.
- Grizzly bear underwear,
- Turtles' necks, I've got my share,
- Beret of poodle, on my noodle
- It shall rest.
- Try my red robin suit,
- It comes one breast or two,
- See my vest, see my vest,
- See my vest.
- Like my loafers? Former gophers -
- It was that or skin my chauffeurs,
- But a greyhound fur tuxedo
- Would be best,
- So let's prepare these dogs,
- Fat cheeked housekeeper:
- Kill two for matching clogs.
- Mr. Burns:
- See my vest, see my vest,
- Oh please, won't you see my vest!
- I really like the vest.
- Smithers:
- I gathered you.
- Lisa:
- [gasps] He's gonna make a tuxedo out of our puppies!
- [Bart hums the song Mr. Burns just sang]
- Lisa:
- BART!
- Bart:
- Sorry. You gotta admit, it's catchy.
Behind the Laughter
"See My Vest" is a parody of "Be Our Guest" from Disney's Beauty and the Beast.
Appearances
Episode – "Two Dozen and One Greyhounds" - Episode – "All Singing, All Dancing"
Album – Songs in the Key of Springfield
