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− | :'''[[Lisa]]''' | + | :'''[[Lisa]]:''' |
:''(sighs) All right, let's just try one more lesson. Repeat after me: "What flows from the nose does not go on the clothes."'' | :''(sighs) All right, let's just try one more lesson. Repeat after me: "What flows from the nose does not go on the clothes."'' | ||
− | :'''[[Groundskeeper Willie]]''' | + | :'''[[Groundskeeper Willie]]:''' |
:''"Wot flohs frum me nose..." Dah! Is no use! Ahm not viry cultured! Ah don't even have a last name!'' | :''"Wot flohs frum me nose..." Dah! Is no use! Ahm not viry cultured! Ah don't even have a last name!'' | ||
− | :'''[[Bart]]''' | + | :'''[[Bart]]:''' |
:''Care to concede that bet?'' | :''Care to concede that bet?'' | ||
− | :'''Lisa''' | + | :'''Lisa:''' |
:''No. Come on, Willie! I believe in you!'' | :''No. Come on, Willie! I believe in you!'' | ||
− | :'''Groundskeeper Willie''' | + | :'''Groundskeeper Willie:''' |
:''What flows from the nose does not go on my clothes.'' | :''What flows from the nose does not go on my clothes.'' | ||
− | :'''Lisa''' | + | :'''Lisa:''' |
:''Say it again!'' | :''Say it again!'' | ||
− | :'''Groundskeeper Willie''' | + | :'''Groundskeeper Willie:''' |
:What flows from the nose | :What flows from the nose | ||
:Does not go on my clothes! | :Does not go on my clothes! | ||
− | :'''Lisa''' | + | :'''Lisa:''' |
:I think he's got it! | :I think he's got it! | ||
:Oh yes, he's got it! | :Oh yes, he's got it! | ||
− | :'''Groundskeeper Willie''' | + | :'''Groundskeeper Willie:''' |
:What flows from the nose | :What flows from the nose | ||
:Does not go on my clothes! | :Does not go on my clothes! | ||
− | :'''Lisa''' | + | :'''Lisa:''' |
:Where is that ghastly flow? | :Where is that ghastly flow? | ||
− | :'''Groundskeeper Willie''' | + | :'''Groundskeeper Willie:''' |
:The nose! The nose! | :The nose! The nose! | ||
− | :'''Lisa''' | + | :'''Lisa:''' |
:And where should it not go? | :And where should it not go? | ||
− | :'''[[Homer]]''' | + | :'''[[Homer]]:''' |
:Blue pants! Blue pants! | :Blue pants! Blue pants! | ||
− | :'''Lisa''' | + | :'''Lisa:''' |
:''Dad! Get your own song!'' | :''Dad! Get your own song!'' | ||
− | :'''Homer''' | + | :'''Homer:''' |
:''Fine.'' | :''Fine.'' | ||
Revision as of 09:36, October 8, 2019
"Not On My Clothes"
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Song Information
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Not On My Clothes is a song sung mainly by Groundskeeper Willie and Lisa (with unnecessary interruption by Homer) when Lisa was trying to make Willie a gentlemen.
Lyrics
- Lisa:
- (sighs) All right, let's just try one more lesson. Repeat after me: "What flows from the nose does not go on the clothes."
- Groundskeeper Willie:
- "Wot flohs frum me nose..." Dah! Is no use! Ahm not viry cultured! Ah don't even have a last name!
- Bart:
- Care to concede that bet?
- Lisa:
- No. Come on, Willie! I believe in you!
- Groundskeeper Willie:
- What flows from the nose does not go on my clothes.
- Lisa:
- Say it again!
- Groundskeeper Willie:
- What flows from the nose
- Does not go on my clothes!
- Lisa:
- I think he's got it!
- Oh yes, he's got it!
- Groundskeeper Willie:
- What flows from the nose
- Does not go on my clothes!
- Lisa:
- Where is that ghastly flow?
- Groundskeeper Willie:
- The nose! The nose!
- Lisa:
- And where should it not go?
- Homer:
- Blue pants! Blue pants!
- Lisa:
- Dad! Get your own song!
- Homer:
- Fine.
- I'm gettin' blue pants in the morning!
- Ding-dong, the zipper's gonna shine!
Behind the Laughter
- The majority of the song is a parody of "The Rain in Spain", while Homer's part of the song ("I'm getting blue pants...") is a parody of the song "Get Me to the Church on Time", both from the musical My Fair Lady.
- The music was written by Alf Clausen and the lyrics by Michael Price.
- It is part of the thirtieth track on the album The Simpsons: Testify.