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| − | + | {{qf|[[Apu]]}} Ooh! Ooh-la-la, Simpson. What can I do for you and your new 'do? | |
| − | :'''[[Snake]]''' '' | + | :'''[[Snake]]''' ''[possessing [[Homer]]]'': You sent me to the chair. |
| − | + | {{qf|Apu}} ''[gasps]'' Snake? But you're dead! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Snake}} I know you are, but what am I? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Apu'}} (Snake grabs Apu and pushes him into the Squishee machine) No,no! Nooooooo! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} You've got to fight the hair, dad. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} But I look so youthful and hunky. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Snake}} ''[possessing Homer]'' The kid's gotta die. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} But I love my son. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Snake}} More than a lush head of hair? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Don't make me choose! ''[Snake laughs]'' No! | |
| − | :'' | + | :''[Homer tears Snake's hair off of his head and discards it]'' |
:I love you, son! | :I love you, son! | ||
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} I love you too, dad. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} ''[After changing Lisa and the TV screen into Red) Whoa! Cool! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} ''[Holding the remote control) Bart,quit it! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Scratchy]]}} (To Bart and Lisa) Why are you laughing? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Itchy]]}} (To Scratchy) Hey, they're laughing at your pain. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Scratchy}} (Reattaches his head to his body) That's mean. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Itchy}} Let's teach'em a lesson. (Shaking Scratchy's hand) | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} (An axe throws at the top of Bart's head) A cartoon axe! I love it! (Blood drips into his forehead he and Lisa screams) | |
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- Apu: Ooh! Ooh-la-la, Simpson. What can I do for you and your new 'do?
- Snake [possessing Homer]: You sent me to the chair.
- Apu: [gasps] Snake? But you're dead!
- Snake: I know you are, but what am I?
- Apu': (Snake grabs Apu and pushes him into the Squishee machine) No,no! Nooooooo!
- Bart: You've got to fight the hair, dad.
- Homer: But I look so youthful and hunky.
- Snake: [possessing Homer] The kid's gotta die.
- Homer: But I love my son.
- Snake: More than a lush head of hair?
- Homer: Don't make me choose! [Snake laughs] No!
- [Homer tears Snake's hair off of his head and discards it]
- I love you, son!
- Bart: I love you too, dad.
- Bart: [After changing Lisa and the TV screen into Red) Whoa! Cool!
- Lisa: [Holding the remote control) Bart,quit it!
- Scratchy: (To Bart and Lisa) Why are you laughing?
- Itchy: (To Scratchy) Hey, they're laughing at your pain.
- Scratchy: (Reattaches his head to his body) That's mean.
- Itchy: Let's teach'em a lesson. (Shaking Scratchy's hand)
- Bart: (An axe throws at the top of Bart's head) A cartoon axe! I love it! (Blood drips into his forehead he and Lisa screams)
