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| − | :'''Bart''': Dad, I don't know how to say this. I don't want to drive your car. It's slow, it's ugly; it handles like a shopping cart. | + | |
| + | :'''[[Bart]]''': Dad, I don't know how to say this. I don't want to drive your car. It's slow, it's ugly; it handles like a shopping cart. | ||
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| − | :'''Martin''': What is the matter with you? | + | :'''[[Martin]]''': What is the matter with you? |
:'''Bart''': It's my dad. Lying there on the couch, drinking a beer, staring at the TV... I've never seen him like that. | :'''Bart''': It's my dad. Lying there on the couch, drinking a beer, staring at the TV... I've never seen him like that. | ||
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:'''Bart''': Oh, I don't know if I should do that. My dad and I build our car together, and if I drove somebody else's it'd kill him! On the other hand, I'll do it! | :'''Bart''': Oh, I don't know if I should do that. My dad and I build our car together, and if I drove somebody else's it'd kill him! On the other hand, I'll do it! | ||
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| − | :'''Homer''': Thank you, Bill Cosby. You've saved The Simpsons! | + | :'''[[Homer]]''': Thank you, [[Bill Cosby]]. You've saved The Simpsons! |
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:'''Homer''': What's the quickest, cheapest, easiest way to do something with you? | :'''Homer''': What's the quickest, cheapest, easiest way to do something with you? | ||
| − | :'''Lisa''': Uh, take us to the video store? | + | :'''[[Lisa]]''': Uh, take us to the video store? |
:'''Homer''': Anything for my little girl. | :'''Homer''': Anything for my little girl. | ||
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| − | :'''Nelson''': Hey, Simpson, where's your loser-mobile! | + | :'''[[Nelson]]''': Hey, Simpson, where's your loser-mobile! |
| − | :'''Homer''': Loser | + | :'''Homer''': Loser mobile… hehehe… wait a minute! |
:'''Bart''': Uh, It’s over there Nelson. | :'''Bart''': Uh, It’s over there Nelson. | ||
:'''Nelson''': Whoa, talk about your pieces of crap! | :'''Nelson''': Whoa, talk about your pieces of crap! | ||
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:'''Homer''': Goodbye son! | :'''Homer''': Goodbye son! | ||
| − | :'''Milhouse''': Hey, Bart, I think they're finally hauling your dad away! | + | :'''[[Milhouse]]''': Hey, Bart, I think they're finally hauling your dad away! |
:'''Bart''': Maybe it's for the best. | :'''Bart''': Maybe it's for the best. | ||
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| − | :'''Marge''': Question 2: "Who is your son's hero?" | + | :'''[[Marge]]''': Question 2: "Who is your son's hero?" |
| − | :'''Homer''': Steve McQueen. | + | :'''Homer''': [[Steve McQueen]]. |
:'''Marge''': That's your hero! "Name another dad you talk to about parenting." | :'''Marge''': That's your hero! "Name another dad you talk to about parenting." | ||
:'''Homer''': Next | :'''Homer''': Next | ||
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- Bart: Dad, I don't know how to say this. I don't want to drive your car. It's slow, it's ugly; it handles like a shopping cart.
- Martin: What is the matter with you?
- Bart: It's my dad. Lying there on the couch, drinking a beer, staring at the TV... I've never seen him like that.
- Bart: Oh, I don't know if I should do that. My dad and I build our car together, and if I drove somebody else's it'd kill him! On the other hand, I'll do it!
- Homer: Thank you, Bill Cosby. You've saved The Simpsons!
- Homer: What's the quickest, cheapest, easiest way to do something with you?
- Lisa: Uh, take us to the video store?
- Homer: Anything for my little girl.
- Nelson: Hey, Simpson, where's your loser-mobile!
- Homer: Loser mobile… hehehe… wait a minute!
- Bart: Uh, It’s over there Nelson.
- Nelson: Whoa, talk about your pieces of crap!
- Homer: Goodbye son!
- Milhouse: Hey, Bart, I think they're finally hauling your dad away!
- Bart: Maybe it's for the best.
- Marge: Question 2: "Who is your son's hero?"
- Homer: Steve McQueen.
- Marge: That's your hero! "Name another dad you talk to about parenting."
- Homer: Next
- Marge: "What are your son's hobbies?"
- Homer: Well, he's always chewing on the phone cord.
- Marge: He hasn't done that since he was two!
- Homer: Then he has no hobbies!
