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| − | + | {{qf|[[Groundskeeper Willie]]}} ''[while hearing Lisa's bad saxophone playing]'' Sounds like the gopher I caught in me lawnmower. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homie, how long do you plan to do this? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} I don't know. How long do horses live? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Thirty years. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} D'oh. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Apu]]}} He slept, he stole, he was rude to the customers. Still, there goes the best damned employee a convenience store ever had. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} I work from midnight to eight, come home, sleep for five minutes, eat breakfast, sleep six more minutes, shower, then I have ten minutes to bask in Lisa's love, then I'm off to the power plant, fresh as a daisy. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Apu}} Now, these hot dogs have been here for three years. They are strictly ornamental. There is only one bozo who comes in and buys them. | |
| − | Homer | + | {{qf|Homer}} But I eat...oh. |
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| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} We're just going to have to cut down on luxuries. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Well, you know, we're always buying Maggie vaccinations for diseases she doesn't even have! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} I'll buy her that pony she's always bugging me for. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} We can't afford to buy a pony. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Marge, with today's gasoline prices, we can't afford not to buy a pony. | |
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- Groundskeeper Willie: [while hearing Lisa's bad saxophone playing] Sounds like the gopher I caught in me lawnmower.
- Marge: Homie, how long do you plan to do this?
- Homer: I don't know. How long do horses live?
- Marge: Thirty years.
- Homer: D'oh.
- [Homer quits his job at the Kwik-E-Mart]
- Apu: He slept, he stole, he was rude to the customers. Still, there goes the best damned employee a convenience store ever had.
- Homer: I work from midnight to eight, come home, sleep for five minutes, eat breakfast, sleep six more minutes, shower, then I have ten minutes to bask in Lisa's love, then I'm off to the power plant, fresh as a daisy.
- Apu: Now, these hot dogs have been here for three years. They are strictly ornamental. There is only one bozo who comes in and buys them.
- Homer: But I eat...oh.
- Marge: We're just going to have to cut down on luxuries.
- Homer: Well, you know, we're always buying Maggie vaccinations for diseases she doesn't even have!
- Homer: I'll buy her that pony she's always bugging me for.
- Marge: We can't afford to buy a pony.
- Homer: Marge, with today's gasoline prices, we can't afford not to buy a pony.
