Difference between revisions of "Kill the Alligator and Run/Quotes"
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:'''Sepulveda''': {grunts} | :'''Sepulveda''': {grunts} | ||
:''Another slim young woman who looks like Sepulveda jumps on stage'' | :''Another slim young woman who looks like Sepulveda jumps on stage'' | ||
| − | :'''Cienega''': What up chew-toys? Cienega here tightening the host clamps for you bad girls! We've got Kid Rock coming up for all you mosh monkeys. | + | :'''[[Cienega]]''': What up chew-toys? Cienega here tightening the host clamps for you bad girls! We've got {{Ch|Kid Rock}} coming up for all you mosh monkeys. |
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:'''[[Marge]]: '''Did you really have to handcuff the children? | :'''[[Marge]]: '''Did you really have to handcuff the children? | ||
| − | :'''Sheriff''': No, ma'am, I did not. | + | :'''[[Sheriff]]''': No, ma'am, I did not. |
:'''Marge''': You seemed so understanding before. What happened to "Boys will be boys"? | :'''Marge''': You seemed so understanding before. What happened to "Boys will be boys"? | ||
:'''Sheriff''': You see, during Spring Break, the beer companies pay me to look the other way. The rest of the year, I am a real hardass. | :'''Sheriff''': You see, during Spring Break, the beer companies pay me to look the other way. The rest of the year, I am a real hardass. | ||
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| − | :'''Judge:''' Well, looks like you folks are free to go, but don't you set foot in the state of | + | :'''Judge:''' Well, looks like you folks are free to go, but don't you set foot in the state of [[Florida]] again. |
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Fine. There are plenty of other states that are happy to have us. | :'''[[Homer]]:''' Fine. There are plenty of other states that are happy to have us. | ||
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:(''Changes scenes. The Simpsons are looking at a map of the USA with X's on most states.'') | :(''Changes scenes. The Simpsons are looking at a map of the USA with X's on most states.'') | ||
| − | :'''Marge:''' Well, we're still welcome in North Dakota and Arizona. | + | :'''Marge:''' Well, we're still welcome in [[North Dakota]] and [[Arizona]]. |
:'''Homer:''' Arizona smells funny. | :'''Homer:''' Arizona smells funny. | ||
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- Sepulveda: Whoo! Sepulveda here, doing the veejay thing for the most out of control spring break ever! And since it's my birthday, we'll party extra hard!
- (Jewel on her palm begins to flash)
- Sepulveda: No! Not yet! I'm only 25!
- A large man hauls Sepulveda away
- Sepulveda: {grunts}
- Another slim young woman who looks like Sepulveda jumps on stage
- Cienega: What up chew-toys? Cienega here tightening the host clamps for you bad girls! We've got Kid Rock coming up for all you mosh monkeys.
- Marge: Did you really have to handcuff the children?
- Sheriff: No, ma'am, I did not.
- Marge: You seemed so understanding before. What happened to "Boys will be boys"?
- Sheriff: You see, during Spring Break, the beer companies pay me to look the other way. The rest of the year, I am a real hardass.
- Judge: Well, looks like you folks are free to go, but don't you set foot in the state of Florida again.
- Homer: Fine. There are plenty of other states that are happy to have us.
- (Changes scenes. The Simpsons are looking at a map of the USA with X's on most states.)
- Marge: Well, we're still welcome in North Dakota and Arizona.
- Homer: Arizona smells funny.
- Marge: (Groans and crosses it off)
- Lisa: North Dakota, here we come!
