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:'''Homer''': "D'OH! Why did you not say that before?"
 
:'''Homer''': "D'OH! Why did you not say that before?"
 
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:'''Lisa''': "What could be better than the savage ballet that is professional football?"
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:'''Lisa'''(after Homer explains that he and Lisa can't climb Mt. Springfield): "what about daddy-daughter day?"      
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:'''Homer''': "You like ice cream, don't you."
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:'''Lisa''': "Yes."
 
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:'''Homer''': "And do you like it even better when it has hot fudge, caramel, whipped cream, cherries, chocolate chips, and crumbled-up cookie things. Mmmmm....crumbled-up cookie things."
 
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:'''Lisa''': "So gambling makes a good thing even better."
 
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:'''Homer''': "Yes, it is like there is some kind of bond between us."
 
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{{Season 3|Q}}
 
{{Season 3|Q}}

Revision as of 19:35, March 10, 2017


Season 3 Episode Quotes
← 048 "Radio Bart"
049
"Lisa the Greek"
"Homer Alone" 050 →


Smooth Jimmy Apollo: "Today's game between the Denver Broncos and the New England Patriots is too close to call. But if you are one of those compulsive types that just has to bet, uh, I don't know...Denver."
(Homer phones Moe)
Homer: "Moe, can you put me down for $20 on Denver?"
'Moe': (slyly) "I think we can arrange that. Chief Wiggum, can you pass me my little black book?"
Chief Wiggum: "Oh, sure thing, Moe. I was just using it as a coaster."

Homer has just lost his bet
Smooth Jimmy Apollo: "Well folks, when you are 52% right that means you are 48% wrong."
Homer: "D'OH! Why did you not say that before?"

Lisa(after Homer explains that he and Lisa can't climb Mt. Springfield): "what about daddy-daughter day?"
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Season 3 Quotes
Stark Raving Dad • Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington • When Flanders Failed • Bart the Murderer • Homer Defined • Like Father, Like Clown • Treehouse of Horror II • Lisa's Pony • Saturdays of Thunder • Flaming Moe's • Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk • I Married Marge • Radio Bart • Lisa the Greek • Homer Alone • Bart the Lover • Homer at the Bat • Separate Vocations • Dog of Death • Colonel Homer • Black Widower • The Otto Show • Bart's Friend Falls in Love • Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?