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:'''Milhouse''': My heart makes up for my shortcomings, like Rudy. | :'''Milhouse''': My heart makes up for my shortcomings, like Rudy. | ||
:'''Robot T21''': Rudy was only put in at the end of a meaningless game. | :'''Robot T21''': Rudy was only put in at the end of a meaningless game. | ||
| − | :'''Robot A18''': We will notify you if this game becomes meaningless. | + | :'''Robot A18''': We will notify you if this game becomes meaningless. |
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:[''Robot gets run over while pushing Homer out of the path of an oncoming truck''] | :[''Robot gets run over while pushing Homer out of the path of an oncoming truck''] | ||
:'''[[Homer Simpson]]''': That could have been my motherboard lying in the street. | :'''[[Homer Simpson]]''': That could have been my motherboard lying in the street. | ||
:'''Robot J25''': Our primary directive is to preserve human life. | :'''Robot J25''': Our primary directive is to preserve human life. | ||
| − | :'''Homer Simpson''': And here I was, waiting 'til you slept to rob you of your copper. | + | :'''Homer Simpson''': And here I was, waiting 'til you slept to rob you of your copper. |
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- [Bart and Milhouse walk up to home plate]
- Bart Simpson: Hey, Dad, can we play?
- Robot T21: [scans Bart and Milhouse using X-ray vision] We cannot take the inferior one.
- Milhouse: My heart makes up for my shortcomings, like Rudy.
- Robot T21: Rudy was only put in at the end of a meaningless game.
- Robot A18: We will notify you if this game becomes meaningless.
- [Robot gets run over while pushing Homer out of the path of an oncoming truck]
- Homer Simpson: That could have been my motherboard lying in the street.
- Robot J25: Our primary directive is to preserve human life.
- Homer Simpson: And here I was, waiting 'til you slept to rob you of your copper.
- [Mr. Burns reveals the A9000 Robots]
- Mr. Burns: Meet the future masters of the human race!
- Homer Simpson: So to sum up, nicely done, we hate you, and food for thought.
- [The robots change their prime directive and their eyes turn red]
- Ned Flanders: Homer, I'm afraid this is the part of God's perfect plan where you're murdered by robots.
