Difference between revisions of "The Great Wife Hope/Quotes"
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:''(Bart tries to stop Marge about Ultimate punching.)'' | :''(Bart tries to stop Marge about Ultimate punching.)'' | ||
:'''Bart''': "You love <i>Ultimate Punching</i> even more than I do." | :'''Bart''': "You love <i>Ultimate Punching</i> even more than I do." | ||
| − | :'''Homer''': "<i>Ultimate Punching</i> is exploitative, violent, and a bad influence on our young people. | + | :'''Homer''': (In a flat, emotionless voice) "<i>Ultimate Punching</i> is exploitative, violent, and a bad influence on our young people. |
:::Studies have shown your mother is right." | :::Studies have shown your mother is right." | ||
Revision as of 22:02, July 30, 2012
- (The mothers play bowling.)
- Luann: "How did you ever come up with an idea like 'crazy bowling'?"
- Marge: "I googled 'girls having fun', and after wading through 97,000 pages of porn, I found 'crazy bowling'."
- Homer: (After meeting with a fighter and having an autograph.) But remember: don't try this at home.
- Do it at the schoolyard.
- Someplace where, if you get hurt, we can sue not just them
- but the school, the county, the state, and that jackass Joe Biden.
- (Bart tries to stop Marge about Ultimate punching.)
- Bart: "You love Ultimate Punching even more than I do."
- Homer: (In a flat, emotionless voice) "Ultimate Punching is exploitative, violent, and a bad influence on our young people.
- Studies have shown your mother is right."
- Marge: (After winning the event.) "We can enjoy some mixed Marital arts."
- Homer: "Oh, No holds Barred."
