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− | [[File: | + | |name = "See My Vest" |
+ | |image = [[File:Two Dozen and One Greyhounds.png|250px]] | ||
+ | |singers = [[Charles Montgomery Burns]]<br>Maid<br>[[Bart Simpson]]<br>[[Lisa Simpson]]<br>[[Waylon Smithers]] | ||
+ | |characters = [[Charles Montgomery Burns]]<br>Maid<br>[[Bart Simpson]]<br>[[Lisa Simpson]]<br>[[Waylon Smithers]]<br>Animal skins and furs | ||
+ | |length = 2:04 | ||
+ | |writer = [[Mike Scully]] | ||
+ | |album = [[Songs in the Key of Springfield]] | ||
+ | |appearance = ''[[Two Dozen and One Greyhounds]]'' | ||
+ | }} | ||
"'''See My Vest'''" is a song that appeared in "[[Two Dozen and One Greyhounds]]". It is a song sung by [[Mr. Burns]], and describes his plan to turn the puppies into a greyhound fur tuxedo. It also notes what he does with all his animals: turning them into a variety of clothes. The music was written by [[Alf Clausen]] and the lyrics by [[Mike Scully]]. It is the twenty-second track on the album [[Songs in the Key of Springfield]] and was also featured in the episode [[All Singing, All Dancing]]. | "'''See My Vest'''" is a song that appeared in "[[Two Dozen and One Greyhounds]]". It is a song sung by [[Mr. Burns]], and describes his plan to turn the puppies into a greyhound fur tuxedo. It also notes what he does with all his animals: turning them into a variety of clothes. The music was written by [[Alf Clausen]] and the lyrics by [[Mike Scully]]. It is the twenty-second track on the album [[Songs in the Key of Springfield]] and was also featured in the episode [[All Singing, All Dancing]]. | ||
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== Lyrics == | == Lyrics == | ||
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+ | [[File:SeeMyVest.jpg|thumb|300px|"Kill two for matching clogs."]] | ||
:'''Maid''': | :'''Maid''': | ||
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== Trivia == | == Trivia == | ||
*The song is a parody of "Be Our Guest" from Disney's ''Beauty and the Beast''. | *The song is a parody of "Be Our Guest" from Disney's ''Beauty and the Beast''. | ||
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+ | == Appearances == | ||
+ | *{{ep|Two Dozen and One Greyhounds}} | ||
+ | *{{ep|All Singing, All Dancing}} | ||
[[Category:Songs]] | [[Category:Songs]] | ||
[[Category:Parody songs]] | [[Category:Parody songs]] | ||
[[Category:Songs by Mr. Burns]] | [[Category:Songs by Mr. Burns]] |
Revision as of 19:17, June 16, 2012
"See My Vest"
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Song Information
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"See My Vest" is a song that appeared in "Two Dozen and One Greyhounds". It is a song sung by Mr. Burns, and describes his plan to turn the puppies into a greyhound fur tuxedo. It also notes what he does with all his animals: turning them into a variety of clothes. The music was written by Alf Clausen and the lyrics by Mike Scully. It is the twenty-second track on the album Songs in the Key of Springfield and was also featured in the episode All Singing, All Dancing.
Lyrics
- Mr. Burns:
- You stay with me. You're the pick of the litter.
- Lisa:
- Maybe we were wrong about Burns on this one.
- Smithers:
- Are you sure you wanna go through with this, sir? You do have a very full wardrobe as it is.
- Mr. Burns:
- Yes, but not completely full. For you see...
- Some men hunt for sport,
- Others hunt for food,
- The only thing I'm hunting for,
- Is an outfit that looks good...
- See my vest, see my vest,
- Made from real gorilla chest,
- Feel this sweater, there's no better
- Than authentic Irish setter.
- See this hat, 'twas my cat,
- My evening wear - vampire bat,
- These white slippers are albino
- African endangered rhino.
- Grizzly bear underwear,
- Turtles' necks, I've got my share,
- Beret of poodle, on my noodle
- It shall rest.
- Try my red robin suit,
- It comes one breast or two,
- See my vest, see my vest,
- See my vest.
- Like my loafers? Former gophers -
- It was that or skin my chauffeurs,
- But a greyhound fur tuxedo
- Would be best,
- So let's prepare these dogs,
- Maid:
- Kill two for matching clogs.
- Mr. Burns:
- See my vest, see my vest,
- Oh please, won't you see my vest!
- I really like the vest.
- Smithers:
- I gathered you.
- Lisa:
- (gasps) He's gonna make a tuxedo out of our puppies!
- (Bart hums the song Mr. Burns just sang)
- Lisa:
- BART!
- Bart:
- Sorry. You gotta admit, it's catchy.
Trivia
- The song is a parody of "Be Our Guest" from Disney's Beauty and the Beast.