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| − | Homer: | + | :'''[[Marge]]:''' [[Homer]], this is important. Give me some sign that you're awake. |
| + | :'''Homer:''' ''[burps]'' | ||
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| − | Homer: Marge, it's 3:00 am and I worked all day. | + | :'''Homer:''' Marge, it's 3:00 am and I worked all day. |
| − | + | :'''Marge:''' It's 9:30 pm and you spent the whole Saturday drinking beer in [[Maggie]]'s kiddie pool. | |
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| − | Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece. | + | :'''[[Lisa]]:''' Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece. |
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| − | Marge: How many times can you laugh at that cat getting hit by the moon? | + | :'''Marge:''' How many times can you laugh at [[Scratchy|that cat]] getting hit by the moon? |
| − | Bart: It's a new episode. | + | :'''[[Bart]]:''' It's a new episode. |
| − | Lisa: Not exactly...they pieced it together from old shows, but it seems new to the trusting eyes of impressionable youth. | + | :'''Lisa:''' Not exactly... they pieced it together from old shows, but it seems new to the trusting eyes of impressionable youth. |
| − | + | :'''Bart:''' Really? | |
| − | Bart: Really? | + | :'''Lisa:''' ''[[The Ren & Stimpy Show|Ren and Stimpy]]'' do it all the time. |
| − | Lisa: Ren and Stimpy do it all the time. | + | :'''Marge:''' Yes they do, and when was the last time you heard anyone talk about ''Ren and Stimpy''? |
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| − | Marge: Yes they do, and when was the last time you heard anyone talk about Ren and Stimpy? | ||
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| − | + | :'''Bart:''' What happened to [[Mindy Simmons|Mindy]]? | |
| − | + | :'''Marge:''' Yes, what did happen to her? | |
| − | + | :'''Homer:''' Ehh, she hit the bottle pretty hard and lost her job. | |
| − | + | :'''Marge:''' Hmph. Good. | |
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| + | :'''Marge:''' I give up. Did anybody learn anything about love tonight? | ||
| + | :'''Bart:''' We learned it screws everybody up. | ||
| + | :'''Marge:''' Well, there's that side of it, but there's also....oh, help me out here, Lisa. | ||
| + | :'''Lisa:''' Sorry, Mom. I've decided to save my love for someone who's guaranteed not to reject me. ''[pulls out [[Non-Threatening Boys Magazine]]]'' Soon, Corey, soon. | ||
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- Homer: Marge, it's 3:00 am and I worked all day.
- Marge: It's 9:30 pm and you spent the whole Saturday drinking beer in Maggie's kiddie pool.
- Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.
- Marge: How many times can you laugh at that cat getting hit by the moon?
- Bart: It's a new episode.
- Lisa: Not exactly... they pieced it together from old shows, but it seems new to the trusting eyes of impressionable youth.
- Bart: Really?
- Lisa: Ren and Stimpy do it all the time.
- Marge: Yes they do, and when was the last time you heard anyone talk about Ren and Stimpy?
- Bart: What happened to Mindy?
- Marge: Yes, what did happen to her?
- Homer: Ehh, she hit the bottle pretty hard and lost her job.
- Marge: Hmph. Good.
- Marge: I give up. Did anybody learn anything about love tonight?
- Bart: We learned it screws everybody up.
- Marge: Well, there's that side of it, but there's also....oh, help me out here, Lisa.
- Lisa: Sorry, Mom. I've decided to save my love for someone who's guaranteed not to reject me. [pulls out Non-Threatening Boys Magazine] Soon, Corey, soon.
