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Difference between revisions of "Show and Tell"

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'''"Show & Tell"''' is a song found in ''[[The Bart Book]]''.
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''One day Nelson Muntz''
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''Spoiled Martin Prince''
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==Behind the Laughter==
 
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*The song is to the tune of ''{{W|Jingle Bells}}''.
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*The song is to the tune of "{{W|Jingle Bells}}".
  
 
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Revision as of 07:28, November 5, 2011

"Show & Tell" is a song found in The Bart Book.

Lyrics

Show and Tell! Show and Tell!

Objects on display.

Oh, how dull it is to see

your Grandpa's old toupee-ee!


Show and Tell! Show and Tell!

Ashtrays made of clay.

A rusty crank from a broken bank

and a fat pet cat named Ray.


One day Nelson Muntz

brought in a bee hive

opened it to find

the bees were still alive! (Ow, ow, ow!)


Spoiled Martin Prince

showed off his Monet.

When it slipped and ripped in two

he cried and ran away!


Oh...

Show and Tell

(etc., repeat and nauseam)

Behind the Laughter