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− {{quote2|Son, a woman is a lot like, uh... ... a refrigerator. They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds... they make ice and ... Oh, wait a minute, actually, a woman is more like a beer! They smell good -- they look good -- you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You want to drink another woman!|[[Homer Simpson]]|New Kid on the Block}} + {{quote2|That horoscope was baloney. Nothing happened except for the pickaxe in my head, the rattlesnake bite and the testicle thing. What's for dessert?|[[Homer Simpson]]|Treehouse of Horror XI}}
  [[Wikisimpsons:Previously featured quotes|More featured quotes]]<br>[[Wikisimpsons:Featured quotes|Vote for a featured quote]]</center><noinclude>[[Category:Templates]][[sv:Mall:Utvalt Citat]]</noinclude>   [[Wikisimpsons:Previously featured quotes|More featured quotes]]<br>[[Wikisimpsons:Featured quotes|Vote for a featured quote]]</center><noinclude>[[Category:Templates]][[sv:Mall:Utvalt Citat]]</noinclude>

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"That horoscope was baloney. Nothing happened except for the pickaxe in my head, the rattlesnake bite and the testicle thing. What's for dessert?"

―Homer Simpson^[src]


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-{{quote2|Son, a woman is a lot like, uh... ... a refrigerator. They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds... they make ice and ... Oh, wait a minute, actually, a woman is more like a beer! They smell good -- they look good -- you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You want to drink another woman!|[[Homer Simpson]]|New Kid on the Block}}
+{{quote2|That horoscope was baloney. Nothing happened except for the pickaxe in my head, the rattlesnake bite and the testicle thing. What's for dessert?|[[Homer Simpson]]|Treehouse of Horror XI}}
 [[Wikisimpsons:Previously featured quotes|More featured quotes]]<br>[[Wikisimpsons:Featured quotes|Vote for a featured quote]]</center><noinclude>[[Category:Templates]][[sv:Mall:Utvalt Citat]]</noinclude>