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'''Jay Sherman''' is a film critic.  
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'''Suzanne''' is a witch who lives in a {{Gingerbread House}}.  
  
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When looking for a film critic to be on the jury for the [[Springfield Film Festival]], the [[Simpson family]] watched Jay Sherman's show, ''[[Coming Attractions]]''. On this episode of the show, Sherman interviewed [[Rainier Wolfcastle]] for his movie ''[[McBain: Let's Get Silly]]''. During the interview, Sherman insulted Wolfcastle and his film, although Wolfcastle didn't realize it at the time. [[Marge]] then wrote a letter to Jay, asking him to judge the film festival. Jay was walking down the road in [[New York City]] reading the letter when Wolfcastle turned up, having realized that Jay had insulted him, and pulled out a gun. Jay told Wolfcastle that his shoes were untied before running away.
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After [[Bart]] and [[Lisa]] were thrown into the [[Deep Dark Woods]], they found their way to the Gingerbread House. At first, Lisa wanted to look up the house in her copy of ''[[Grimms' Fairy Tales]]'', but the offer of free candy from Suzanne was enough for her and Bart to enter the house. Soon, the two of them were chained up, with Bart being force fed sweets and Lisa being made to clean the house. Meanwhile, [[Homer]] returned home without the kids, and [[Marge]] made him go and look for them.
  
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Upon arriving in [[Springfield]], Jay was met by the Simpson family, who he stayed with during his visit. Homer got annoyed at Jay, as the family all liked him and he was better than Homer at many things he enjoyed, including belching and knowing the lyrics to the {{W|Oscar Mayer}} [[Oscar Mayer song|song]]. Marge also let him have the last [[pork chop]] at dinner, since he was the guest. At the end of dinner, [[Patty]] and [[Selma]] showed up, which horrified Jay. He then spoke with them, letting them know who in Hollywood was gay. After Homer told Jay to tell Patty and Selma that [[Angus MacGyver]] was gay, they hung him from the house by his underwear. That night, Homer was upset because he thought that everyone liked Jay more than him...
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While Bart was eating, Lisa pointed out that Suzanne was only fattening him up so she could eat him, but Bart didn't care. As Bart and Lisa spoke, Suzanne entered the room again and told them to stop chattering and told Lisa to get back to sweeping as the house was filthy. Bart asked why she cared as it wasn't like she had a boyfriend. Suzanne became defensive and said that she did have a boyfriend called George. When she looked at her cauldron, she gave George the surname of "Cauldron". Bart and Lisa laughed at Suzanne because they assumed she was making her boyfriend up...
  
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Suzanne is a witch who lives in a Gingerbread House.

After Bart and Lisa were thrown into the Deep Dark Woods, they found their way to the Gingerbread House. At first, Lisa wanted to look up the house in her copy of Grimms' Fairy Tales, but the offer of free candy from Suzanne was enough for her and Bart to enter the house. Soon, the two of them were chained up, with Bart being force fed sweets and Lisa being made to clean the house. Meanwhile, Homer returned home without the kids, and Marge made him go and look for them.

While Bart was eating, Lisa pointed out that Suzanne was only fattening him up so she could eat him, but Bart didn't care. As Bart and Lisa spoke, Suzanne entered the room again and told them to stop chattering and told Lisa to get back to sweeping as the house was filthy. Bart asked why she cared as it wasn't like she had a boyfriend. Suzanne became defensive and said that she did have a boyfriend called George. When she looked at her cauldron, she gave George the surname of "Cauldron". Bart and Lisa laughed at Suzanne because they assumed she was making her boyfriend up...

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