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'''Sara Sloane''' is a film star who fell in love with [[Ned Flanders]].
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'''Suzanne''' is a witch who lives in a {{Gingerbread House}}.  
  
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Sara Sloane first met Ned Flanders when she walked into [[The Leftorium]] looking for left-handed eyelash curlers. Ned, not realizing who Sara was, told her that they didn't have any in stock but he could get some by Tuesday. Sara then bought a left-handed crimper then asked Ned out on a date since she didn't know anyone in town. After Ned accepted, he left the store and noticed a poster for the movie ''[[My Best Friend's Gay Baby]]'', which starred Sara Sloane, and recognized her.
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After [[Bart]] and [[Lisa]] were thrown into the [[Deep Dark Woods]], they found their way to the Gingerbread House. At first, Lisa wanted to look up the house in her copy of ''[[Grimms' Fairy Tales]]'', but the offer of free candy from Suzanne was enough for her and Bart to enter the house. Soon, the two of them were chained up, with Bart being force fed sweets and Lisa being made to clean the house. Meanwhile, [[Homer]] returned home without the kids, and [[Marge]] made him go and look for them.
  
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Ned then went to Homer to ask for his advice about dating a movie star. Ned then decided to go out with her, with the two of them going to [[The Gilded Truffle]]. Sara went in a disguise so she wouldn't be recognized but [[Lenny]] recognized her anyway. Lenny then asked Sara for her autograph, which he would put on [[eBay]], then asked if her could push a plaster cast onto one of her boobs, which caused Sara to say that Lenny was the worst fan she had met. Ned and Sara then ended their date at the [[Springfield Squidport]] where they made out.
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While Bart was eating, Lisa pointed out that Suzanne was only fattening him up so she could eat him, but Bart didn't care. As Bart and Lisa spoke, Suzanne entered the room again and told them to stop chattering and told Lisa to get back to sweeping as the house was filthy. Bart asked why she cared as it wasn't like she had a boyfriend. Suzanne became defensive and said that she did have a boyfriend called George. When she looked at her cauldron, she gave George the surname of "Cauldron". Bart and Lisa laughed at Suzanne because they assumed she was making her boyfriend up...
  
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The next day, the [[Simpson family]] were reading about Sara in ''[[Envy]]'' magazine, where Marge read that Sara had dated [[Ben Affleck]] and [[Adrian Zmed]]. Homer then got a phone call from the tabloids asking for details about Ned's and Sara's relationship. After this, the tabloids went to [[744 Evergreen Terrace|Ned's house]], and stormed in, interrupting Ned and Sara, causing them to flee the house...
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Latest revision as of 08:00, October 1, 2026

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Suzanne is a witch who lives in a Gingerbread House.

After Bart and Lisa were thrown into the Deep Dark Woods, they found their way to the Gingerbread House. At first, Lisa wanted to look up the house in her copy of Grimms' Fairy Tales, but the offer of free candy from Suzanne was enough for her and Bart to enter the house. Soon, the two of them were chained up, with Bart being force fed sweets and Lisa being made to clean the house. Meanwhile, Homer returned home without the kids, and Marge made him go and look for them.

While Bart was eating, Lisa pointed out that Suzanne was only fattening him up so she could eat him, but Bart didn't care. As Bart and Lisa spoke, Suzanne entered the room again and told them to stop chattering and told Lisa to get back to sweeping as the house was filthy. Bart asked why she cared as it wasn't like she had a boyfriend. Suzanne became defensive and said that she did have a boyfriend called George. When she looked at her cauldron, she gave George the surname of "Cauldron". Bart and Lisa laughed at Suzanne because they assumed she was making her boyfriend up...

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