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'''''Bart's Not Dead''''' is a Christian biographical film produced about [[Bart]]'s near-death experience.
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'''Suzanne''' is a witch who lives in a {{Gingerbread House}}.  
  
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After [[Homer]] told Bart that he had to do a dare, Bart accepted a dare to jump off Dead Boy's Ledge. Bart did this and got injured as a result. In hospital, Bart lied to his family, telling them he had a near death experience and saw [[Heaven]]. Bart's story got written up and went around until three Christian movie producers, {{ap|Luke|Bart's Not Dead}}, {{ap|Mark|Bart's Not Dead}} and {{ap|Matthew|Bart's Not Dead}}, offered to make his story into a movie. Homer and Bart agreed to this, with Bart pretending to speak to [[Jesus]] about it. Bart claimed Jesus told him that [[Ned Flanders]] had to help with the film.
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After [[Bart]] and [[Lisa]] were thrown into the [[Deep Dark Woods]], they found their way to the Gingerbread House. At first, Lisa wanted to look up the house in her copy of ''[[Grimms' Fairy Tales]]'', but the offer of free candy from Suzanne was enough for her and Bart to enter the house. Soon, the two of them were chained up, with Bart being force fed sweets and Lisa being made to clean the house. Meanwhile, [[Homer]] returned home without the kids, and [[Marge]] made him go and look for them.
  
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Auditions for the film were held, with {{Ch|Emily Deschanel}} getting the role of [[Marge Simpson]] and {{Ch|Gal Gadot}} getting the role as [[Lisa Simpson]]. [[Barney Gumble]] also auditioned for the role of {{ap|Noah|Bible}}, who wasn't in the film at the time. [[Lenny]], [[Carl]] and Barney also helped with rewriting the script. Eventually, Bart started to have second thoughts about the lies and wanted to stop the film. The film them premiered at the [[Aztec Theater]] in [[Springfield]]. After the premiere, Bart finally told the truth to Marge. Lisa then told them that the movie was going to make $100 million. Homer and Bart then announced to everyone that the movie was a lie, which angered many fans...
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While Bart was eating, Lisa pointed out that Suzanne was only fattening him up so she could eat him, but Bart didn't care. As Bart and Lisa spoke, Suzanne entered the room again and told them to stop chattering and told Lisa to get back to sweeping as the house was filthy. Bart asked why she cared as it wasn't like she had a boyfriend. Suzanne became defensive and said that she did have a boyfriend called George. When she looked at her cauldron, she gave George the surname of "Cauldron". Bart and Lisa laughed at Suzanne because they assumed she was making her boyfriend up...
  
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Suzanne is a witch who lives in a Gingerbread House.

After Bart and Lisa were thrown into the Deep Dark Woods, they found their way to the Gingerbread House. At first, Lisa wanted to look up the house in her copy of Grimms' Fairy Tales, but the offer of free candy from Suzanne was enough for her and Bart to enter the house. Soon, the two of them were chained up, with Bart being force fed sweets and Lisa being made to clean the house. Meanwhile, Homer returned home without the kids, and Marge made him go and look for them.

While Bart was eating, Lisa pointed out that Suzanne was only fattening him up so she could eat him, but Bart didn't care. As Bart and Lisa spoke, Suzanne entered the room again and told them to stop chattering and told Lisa to get back to sweeping as the house was filthy. Bart asked why she cared as it wasn't like she had a boyfriend. Suzanne became defensive and said that she did have a boyfriend called George. When she looked at her cauldron, she gave George the surname of "Cauldron". Bart and Lisa laughed at Suzanne because they assumed she was making her boyfriend up...

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