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'''Rigellians''' are aliens from the planet [[Rigel 7]]. Their most notable members are [[Kang]] and [[Kodos]], although [[Serak the Preparer]] is also Rigellian.
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'''Suzanne''' is a witch who lives in a {{Gingerbread House}}.  
  
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Rigellians are approximately 7 ft. 0 in (2.13 m), continuously drooling {{w|saliva}}, one-eyed beings with eight tentacles. While not on their planet, they wear space helmets, but not space suits. They speak the Rigellian language, which, by coincidence, is identical to English. Their number four looks like a human skull. Peculiarly, they occasionally vomit through their eye, which resembles human crying, but Kodos said they "always secrete ocular fluid at weddings". They must hold hands to exchange long protein strands. They have declared that their religion is to be "Quantum Presbyterians".
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After [[Bart]] and [[Lisa]] were thrown into the [[Deep Dark Woods]], they found their way to the Gingerbread House. At first, Lisa wanted to look up the house in her copy of ''[[Grimms' Fairy Tales]]'', but the offer of free candy from Suzanne was enough for her and Bart to enter the house. Soon, the two of them were chained up, with Bart being force fed sweets and Lisa being made to clean the house. Meanwhile, [[Homer]] returned home without the kids, and [[Marge]] made him go and look for them.
  
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Rigellians have access to advanced technology including [[UFO|interstellar travel]], ray guns, and the video game "{{W|Pong}}", which in Rigellian society is considered to be cutting-edge. In the future, they seem to downgrade and become a primitive race and live in peace with nature and the animals.
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While Bart was eating, Lisa pointed out that Suzanne was only fattening him up so she could eat him, but Bart didn't care. As Bart and Lisa spoke, Suzanne entered the room again and told them to stop chattering and told Lisa to get back to sweeping as the house was filthy. Bart asked why she cared as it wasn't like she had a boyfriend. Suzanne became defensive and said that she did have a boyfriend called George. When she looked at her cauldron, she gave George the surname of "Cauldron". Bart and Lisa laughed at Suzanne because they assumed she was making her boyfriend up...
  
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[[Rigel 7]] is a rocky, desert-like planet with an asteroid field, that orbits the star Rigel. They are the only intelligent form of life on the planet, and their sole preoccupation is assembling a galactic empire for their planet, starting with the conquest of Earth. Kang and Kodos once claimed to live near a ringed planet close to the Earth, implying that it is {{w|Uranus}}...
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Suzanne is a witch who lives in a Gingerbread House.

After Bart and Lisa were thrown into the Deep Dark Woods, they found their way to the Gingerbread House. At first, Lisa wanted to look up the house in her copy of Grimms' Fairy Tales, but the offer of free candy from Suzanne was enough for her and Bart to enter the house. Soon, the two of them were chained up, with Bart being force fed sweets and Lisa being made to clean the house. Meanwhile, Homer returned home without the kids, and Marge made him go and look for them.

While Bart was eating, Lisa pointed out that Suzanne was only fattening him up so she could eat him, but Bart didn't care. As Bart and Lisa spoke, Suzanne entered the room again and told them to stop chattering and told Lisa to get back to sweeping as the house was filthy. Bart asked why she cared as it wasn't like she had a boyfriend. Suzanne became defensive and said that she did have a boyfriend called George. When she looked at her cauldron, she gave George the surname of "Cauldron". Bart and Lisa laughed at Suzanne because they assumed she was making her boyfriend up...

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