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'''Selma Bouvier-Terwilliger-Hutz-McClure-Discothèque-Simpson-D'Amico''' or '''Selma Bouvier''' is one of [[Marge]]'s older chain-smoking twin sisters, who works at the [[DMV]] and possess a strong dislike for her brother-in-law, [[Homer]]. Selma is the adoptive mother of [[Ling]].
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'''Suzanne''' is a witch who lives in a {{Gingerbread House}}.  
  
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Selma Bouvier was born two minutes before [[Patty]]. Due to a childhood bottle rocket accident, she lost the sense of taste and smell. Selma's favorite film actor was reportedly [[Troy McClure]], to whom she was briefly married before discovering it was just a publicity stunt by McClure. She was willing to live a sham for a while, but broke it off when she realized she couldn't bring a child into a loveless marriage. According to Marge, Selma is "the one who likes Police Academy movies and Hummel figurines, and walking through the park on clear autumn days."
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After [[Bart]] and [[Lisa]] were thrown into the [[Deep Dark Woods]], they found their way to the Gingerbread House. At first, Lisa wanted to look up the house in her copy of ''[[Grimms' Fairy Tales]]'', but the offer of free candy from Suzanne was enough for her and Bart to enter the house. Soon, the two of them were chained up, with Bart being force fed sweets and Lisa being made to clean the house. Meanwhile, [[Homer]] returned home without the kids, and [[Marge]] made him go and look for them.
  
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Selma inherited her deceased aunt's iguana, [[Jub-Jub]], instead of her mother, [[Jacqueline]], due to Jacqueline's apparent dislike of Jub-Jub. Unlike Patty, Selma has shown brief moments of sympathy for Homer, primarily due to his unwavering loyalty to his family. In fact, Selma is responsible for reuniting Homer with Marge after they had split up, despite an agreement with Patty not to do so.
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While Bart was eating, Lisa pointed out that Suzanne was only fattening him up so she could eat him, but Bart didn't care. As Bart and Lisa spoke, Suzanne entered the room again and told them to stop chattering and told Lisa to get back to sweeping as the house was filthy. Bart asked why she cared as it wasn't like she had a boyfriend. Suzanne became defensive and said that she did have a boyfriend called George. When she looked at her cauldron, she gave George the surname of "Cauldron". Bart and Lisa laughed at Suzanne because they assumed she was making her boyfriend up...
  
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Selma lacks the senses of taste and smell due to a childhood bottle rocket accident (one shot up her nose). Both twin sisters tend to be cynical and are noted for their addiction to tobacco smoking. They have a strong, mutual (and reciprocated) dislike for their [[Homer Simpson|brother-in-law]]. She (along with her sister) are shown to be older than Homer and Marge, but a birthdate has not been given. It is presumed they are in their mid to late 40s.
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Suzanne is a witch who lives in a Gingerbread House.

After Bart and Lisa were thrown into the Deep Dark Woods, they found their way to the Gingerbread House. At first, Lisa wanted to look up the house in her copy of Grimms' Fairy Tales, but the offer of free candy from Suzanne was enough for her and Bart to enter the house. Soon, the two of them were chained up, with Bart being force fed sweets and Lisa being made to clean the house. Meanwhile, Homer returned home without the kids, and Marge made him go and look for them.

While Bart was eating, Lisa pointed out that Suzanne was only fattening him up so she could eat him, but Bart didn't care. As Bart and Lisa spoke, Suzanne entered the room again and told them to stop chattering and told Lisa to get back to sweeping as the house was filthy. Bart asked why she cared as it wasn't like she had a boyfriend. Suzanne became defensive and said that she did have a boyfriend called George. When she looked at her cauldron, she gave George the surname of "Cauldron". Bart and Lisa laughed at Suzanne because they assumed she was making her boyfriend up...

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