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'''RED ROX!''' is an animated sitcom about [[Regara|an evil master of damnation]] named Regara. He tries to destroy a geeky kid with a missing penis. The geeky kid is chased constantly by both Regara and four popular kids. It is [[American Dad|not appropriate for kids]]. It is also called [[RED ROX!]] for no reason, although the rox part may be related to the town of [[Roxboro, North Carolina]], where it takes place.
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'''Suzanne''' is a witch who lives in a {{Gingerbread House}}.  
  
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After [[Bart]] and [[Lisa]] were thrown into the [[Deep Dark Woods]], they found their way to the Gingerbread House. At first, Lisa wanted to look up the house in her copy of ''[[Grimms' Fairy Tales]]'', but the offer of free candy from Suzanne was enough for her and Bart to enter the house. Soon, the two of them were chained up, with Bart being force fed sweets and Lisa being made to clean the house. Meanwhile, [[Homer]] returned home without the kids, and [[Marge]] made him go and look for them.
  
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*'''James Trinkoisionihoilimorsihtonshintserballimaciokkoslirrovituronshloppriquinnsjun''':A computer geek who tries to get a penis, but never gets one. He programs robots to stop the evil master [[Regara]], who enforces the matching of [[socks]]. He must also deal with popular jerks, two of them being snobby, one being too dumb to be snobby, and one who is secretly [[Redneck hottie|Christian]].
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While Bart was eating, Lisa pointed out that Suzanne was only fattening him up so she could eat him, but Bart didn't care. As Bart and Lisa spoke, Suzanne entered the room again and told them to stop chattering and told Lisa to get back to sweeping as the house was filthy. Bart asked why she cared as it wasn't like she had a boyfriend. Suzanne became defensive and said that she did have a boyfriend called George. When she looked at her cauldron, she gave George the surname of "Cauldron". Bart and Lisa laughed at Suzanne because they assumed she was making her boyfriend up...
  
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*'''Regara''':An evil master. Kills anyone without matching socks, and as extremely evil powers, such as raining fire down on peoples big fat asses. Has many [[sockpuppets|minions]] to kill James.
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*'''Tionos''':A rival [[vandal|master of evil]] to [[User:Regara|Regara]]. Very dumb, though not like DANIELLE CUNIO!
 
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*'''KINGA QUEINZ!''':A robot-controlling minion of Regara.
 
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*'''ROBOTICUS''':A robot controlled by KINGA QUEINZ!
 
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*'''Master Yuregarans''':A very important sockp...minion of Regara with many powers, though not like Regara, himself.
 
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*'''Pinky in the wind!''': A really dumb minion. Never does anything and is often bashed.
 
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*'''Cosmic Osmo''': A spaceman sent by Regara.
 
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*'''Doioioa''':A blonde dumb sexy popular asshole with a dumb name.
 
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*'''Shekoinitia''':Another popular jerk. Hates James more than any other popular jerk in the show and may work for Regara.
 
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*'''Pazinolia''':Part of the group of popular asses, this one is a total snob, but is also sexy.
 
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*'''Shmoigina''':The final popular jerk, the sexiest, and secretly loves the Bible, although she is not a redneck hottie because she doesn't have a Southern accent.
 

Latest revision as of 08:00, October 1, 2026

Suzanne the Witch.png

Suzanne is a witch who lives in a Gingerbread House.

After Bart and Lisa were thrown into the Deep Dark Woods, they found their way to the Gingerbread House. At first, Lisa wanted to look up the house in her copy of Grimms' Fairy Tales, but the offer of free candy from Suzanne was enough for her and Bart to enter the house. Soon, the two of them were chained up, with Bart being force fed sweets and Lisa being made to clean the house. Meanwhile, Homer returned home without the kids, and Marge made him go and look for them.

While Bart was eating, Lisa pointed out that Suzanne was only fattening him up so she could eat him, but Bart didn't care. As Bart and Lisa spoke, Suzanne entered the room again and told them to stop chattering and told Lisa to get back to sweeping as the house was filthy. Bart asked why she cared as it wasn't like she had a boyfriend. Suzanne became defensive and said that she did have a boyfriend called George. When she looked at her cauldron, she gave George the surname of "Cauldron". Bart and Lisa laughed at Suzanne because they assumed she was making her boyfriend up...

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