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'''Cyrus Simpson''' is [[Abraham Simpson|Abe's]] older brother.
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'''Big Butt Skinner''' was a giant weather balloon altered by [[Bart Simpson]] to resemble [[Principal Skinner]], featuring a sign that read "Hi, I'm Big Butt Skinner." It had the prototype name of '''Buttzilla'''.
  
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Cyrus Simpson served as a Navy pilot with Abe in [[World War II]]. Cyrus told Abe that he wanted to win the war quickly so they could go home and give black people more rights. Cyrus then noticed kamikaze pilots were heading towards them and told Abe to get ready. Cyrus then told Abe that he wasn't worried, as long as he had his good luck charm, which was a musical pocket watch. The pocket watch was then shot out of his hand, but Cyrus revealed that he had a second that he had also stolen from a dead soldier.
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[[Springfield Elementary School]]'s [[Science Week]] ended with the launch of a weather balloon organized by [[Principal Skinner]], who proudly described it as the school's "most propane-explosion-free science week ever." Students gathered outside the school as [[Groundskeeper Willie]] released the balloon while Skinner praised science and encouraged enthusiasm for the event.
  
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The fight took to the skies and Cyrus was being chased by several enemy planes. Abe told his lieutenant, [[Montgomery Burns]], to radio Cyrus and tell him to watch his tail. However, Burns was on the radio to his girlfriend and refused to hang up on her. Cyrus was then shot down shortly before Grampa and Burns also got shot down, with Grampa assuming that Cyrus died...
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The celebration was disrupted when Bart Simpson revealed he had secretly attached a giant caricature of Skinner to the balloon. As it rose into the sky, hidden panels unfolded, showing a huge image of the principal holding a sign reading "Hi, I'm Big Butt Skinner." The students burst into laughter, and after Skinner announced that whoever brought the balloon down would not have to learn fractions, many of the children immediately began throwing rocks at it, but without success. Skinner then ordered [[Groundskeeper Willie]] to destroy the balloon with a shotgun, but the attempt also failed, and the balloon continued drifting through the sky...
  
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Latest revision as of 07:03, September 1, 2026

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Big Butt Skinner was a giant weather balloon altered by Bart Simpson to resemble Principal Skinner, featuring a sign that read "Hi, I'm Big Butt Skinner." It had the prototype name of Buttzilla.

Springfield Elementary School's Science Week ended with the launch of a weather balloon organized by Principal Skinner, who proudly described it as the school's "most propane-explosion-free science week ever." Students gathered outside the school as Groundskeeper Willie released the balloon while Skinner praised science and encouraged enthusiasm for the event.

The celebration was disrupted when Bart Simpson revealed he had secretly attached a giant caricature of Skinner to the balloon. As it rose into the sky, hidden panels unfolded, showing a huge image of the principal holding a sign reading "Hi, I'm Big Butt Skinner." The students burst into laughter, and after Skinner announced that whoever brought the balloon down would not have to learn fractions, many of the children immediately began throwing rocks at it, but without success. Skinner then ordered Groundskeeper Willie to destroy the balloon with a shotgun, but the attempt also failed, and the balloon continued drifting through the sky...

Read more of this article | Vote for a comprehensive article