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'''Sally Salieri''' is a music composer and the sister of [[Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart]].
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'''Big Butt Skinner''' was a giant weather balloon altered by [[Bart Simpson]] to resemble [[Principal Skinner]], featuring a sign that read "Hi, I'm Big Butt Skinner." It had the prototype name of '''Buttzilla'''.
  
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Sally Salieri wanted to headline a show, but her father wouldn't allow her to. Her parents ignored her talents as they considered Mozart more talented as he brought in money for them. Mozart pulled pranks on Salieri and teased her, all while writing music. Salieri became more and more jealous of Mozart as time went on, losing out on an outstanding composer too. At the [[Vienna Opera House]], Salieri decided to spike the Emperor [[Joseph II]]'s wine with a sleeping potion. When the audience noticed that the Emperor was falling asleep, they assumed it was because he was bored of the opera. After this failure of a show, Mozart became depressed then ill.
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[[Springfield Elementary School]]'s [[Science Week]] ended with the launch of a weather balloon organized by [[Principal Skinner]], who proudly described it as the school's "most propane-explosion-free science week ever." Students gathered outside the school as [[Groundskeeper Willie]] released the balloon while Skinner praised science and encouraged enthusiasm for the event.
  
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Feeling bad about getting Mozart ill, Salieri brought in the best doctor in [[Austria]]. The doctor applied leeches to Mozart then left. Mozart's condition got worse. On his deathbed, Mozart told Salieri that he thought that her music would be considered better than his in history. However, since he was dying young, he would be cool forever. He then told Salieri to "eat my pantaloons" before dying...
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The celebration was disrupted when Bart Simpson revealed he had secretly attached a giant caricature of Skinner to the balloon. As it rose into the sky, hidden panels unfolded, showing a huge image of the principal holding a sign reading "Hi, I'm Big Butt Skinner." The students burst into laughter, and after Skinner announced that whoever brought the balloon down would not have to learn fractions, many of the children immediately began throwing rocks at it, but without success. Skinner then ordered [[Groundskeeper Willie]] to destroy the balloon with a shotgun, but the attempt also failed, and the balloon continued drifting through the sky...
  
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Latest revision as of 07:03, September 1, 2026

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Big Butt Skinner was a giant weather balloon altered by Bart Simpson to resemble Principal Skinner, featuring a sign that read "Hi, I'm Big Butt Skinner." It had the prototype name of Buttzilla.

Springfield Elementary School's Science Week ended with the launch of a weather balloon organized by Principal Skinner, who proudly described it as the school's "most propane-explosion-free science week ever." Students gathered outside the school as Groundskeeper Willie released the balloon while Skinner praised science and encouraged enthusiasm for the event.

The celebration was disrupted when Bart Simpson revealed he had secretly attached a giant caricature of Skinner to the balloon. As it rose into the sky, hidden panels unfolded, showing a huge image of the principal holding a sign reading "Hi, I'm Big Butt Skinner." The students burst into laughter, and after Skinner announced that whoever brought the balloon down would not have to learn fractions, many of the children immediately began throwing rocks at it, but without success. Skinner then ordered Groundskeeper Willie to destroy the balloon with a shotgun, but the attempt also failed, and the balloon continued drifting through the sky...

Read more of this article | Vote for a comprehensive article