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A '''Personal Value Quotient''', or '''P.V.Q.''', is a system made by [[Professor Frink]] to measure your worthiness as a human being.
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'''Big Butt Skinner''' was a giant weather balloon altered by [[Bart Simpson]] to resemble [[Principal Skinner]], featuring a sign that read "Hi, I'm Big Butt Skinner." It had the prototype name of '''Buttzilla'''.
  
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When [[Mr. Burns]] was building [[The Montgomery Burns Doomsday Ark|a doomsday ark]], he wanted to fill it with the most valuable people in [[Springfield]]. He invited [[Mensa]] to figure out who to put on the ark. Professor Frink told Burns and Mensa about his system of the Personal Value Quotient, which doesn't just measure how intelligent you are but also measures your worthiness as a human being. Frink then sold this idea to Burns and Mensa via [[P.V.Q. song|a song]].
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[[Springfield Elementary School]]'s [[Science Week]] ended with the launch of a weather balloon organized by [[Principal Skinner]], who proudly described it as the school's "most propane-explosion-free science week ever." Students gathered outside the school as [[Groundskeeper Willie]] released the balloon while Skinner praised science and encouraged enthusiasm for the event.
  
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The next day, everyone in Springfield is forced into taking the mandatory test. In the test, [[Jimbo]] copied off of [[Groundskeeper Willie]]. Later on [[Channel 6 News]], [[Kent Brockman]] announced all the scores, stating that they were on a scale of 1 to 500. [[Lisa]] was happy to find she got a score of 475, until she found out that [[Ralph]] had gotten a score of 476. Lisa then obsessed with finding out why Ralph was more worthy as a human being that she was, following him around...
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The celebration was disrupted when Bart Simpson revealed he had secretly attached a giant caricature of Skinner to the balloon. As it rose into the sky, hidden panels unfolded, showing a huge image of the principal holding a sign reading "Hi, I'm Big Butt Skinner." The students burst into laughter, and after Skinner announced that whoever brought the balloon down would not have to learn fractions, many of the children immediately began throwing rocks at it, but without success. Skinner then ordered [[Groundskeeper Willie]] to destroy the balloon with a shotgun, but the attempt also failed, and the balloon continued drifting through the sky...
  
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Big Butt Skinner was a giant weather balloon altered by Bart Simpson to resemble Principal Skinner, featuring a sign that read "Hi, I'm Big Butt Skinner." It had the prototype name of Buttzilla.

Springfield Elementary School's Science Week ended with the launch of a weather balloon organized by Principal Skinner, who proudly described it as the school's "most propane-explosion-free science week ever." Students gathered outside the school as Groundskeeper Willie released the balloon while Skinner praised science and encouraged enthusiasm for the event.

The celebration was disrupted when Bart Simpson revealed he had secretly attached a giant caricature of Skinner to the balloon. As it rose into the sky, hidden panels unfolded, showing a huge image of the principal holding a sign reading "Hi, I'm Big Butt Skinner." The students burst into laughter, and after Skinner announced that whoever brought the balloon down would not have to learn fractions, many of the children immediately began throwing rocks at it, but without success. Skinner then ordered Groundskeeper Willie to destroy the balloon with a shotgun, but the attempt also failed, and the balloon continued drifting through the sky...

Read more of this article | Vote for a comprehensive article