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The '''Male Golem''' (also known as the '''Golem of Prague''') was a Jewish {{W|Golem}} made of clay.
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'''Big Butt Skinner''' was a giant weather balloon altered by [[Bart Simpson]] to resemble [[Principal Skinner]], featuring a sign that read "Hi, I'm Big Butt Skinner." It had the prototype name of '''Buttzilla'''.
  
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The Golem was created by a Jewish priest in the 17th century to defend the Jewish people against threats and oppression. He did whatever command was written on a scroll and placed into his mouth; one old request was "Kill the {{w|Tsar}}". Eventually, he ended up in the possession of [[Krusty the Clown]].
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[[Springfield Elementary School]]'s [[Science Week]] ended with the launch of a weather balloon organized by [[Principal Skinner]], who proudly described it as the school's "most propane-explosion-free science week ever." Students gathered outside the school as [[Groundskeeper Willie]] released the balloon while Skinner praised science and encouraged enthusiasm for the event.
  
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[[Bart]] found the Golem when he was trying to find Krusty to complain about a Krusty alarm clock that spat acid. Krusty told Bart about what the Golem was capable of and how it worked, and Bart placed a note in the Golem's mouth, telling it to come to his house at midnight. It was then that Bart found out the true destructive power of the Golem when it arrived by smashing through a wall.
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The celebration was disrupted when Bart Simpson revealed he had secretly attached a giant caricature of Skinner to the balloon. As it rose into the sky, hidden panels unfolded, showing a huge image of the principal holding a sign reading "Hi, I'm Big Butt Skinner." The students burst into laughter, and after Skinner announced that whoever brought the balloon down would not have to learn fractions, many of the children immediately began throwing rocks at it, but without success. Skinner then ordered [[Groundskeeper Willie]] to destroy the balloon with a shotgun, but the attempt also failed, and the balloon continued drifting through the sky...
  
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Bart also discovered that poor penmanship affected the Golem's response to commands when he gave it a command to "Kick [[Homer]]'s balls" and the Golem kicked holes in the walls instead of kicking Homer in the crotch.
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Bart used the Golem to take revenge on the school bullies and to kill [[Principal Skinner]]. [[Lisa]], however, didn't think the Golem liked killing people and put a scroll saying "Speak" into its mouth...
 
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Big Butt Skinner was a giant weather balloon altered by Bart Simpson to resemble Principal Skinner, featuring a sign that read "Hi, I'm Big Butt Skinner." It had the prototype name of Buttzilla.

Springfield Elementary School's Science Week ended with the launch of a weather balloon organized by Principal Skinner, who proudly described it as the school's "most propane-explosion-free science week ever." Students gathered outside the school as Groundskeeper Willie released the balloon while Skinner praised science and encouraged enthusiasm for the event.

The celebration was disrupted when Bart Simpson revealed he had secretly attached a giant caricature of Skinner to the balloon. As it rose into the sky, hidden panels unfolded, showing a huge image of the principal holding a sign reading "Hi, I'm Big Butt Skinner." The students burst into laughter, and after Skinner announced that whoever brought the balloon down would not have to learn fractions, many of the children immediately began throwing rocks at it, but without success. Skinner then ordered Groundskeeper Willie to destroy the balloon with a shotgun, but the attempt also failed, and the balloon continued drifting through the sky...

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