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Latest revision as of 16:22, August 29, 2026


Mars Won
Tapped Out Deep Space Homer Sidebar.png
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 20
Update: Deep Space Homer
Required characters: Quimby, Comic Book Guy, Homer
Internal name(s): MarsWon
ID(s): 124000 - 124002, 124024
Next quest(s): Cheap Space Homer Pt. 1


Mars Won is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Deep Space Homer content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Quimby's exclamation mark
Brockman Science. What is it? And why is it out to kill us? We have Professor Frink with the frightening details.
Professor Frink Yes Kent, an asteroid appears to be on track to hit Springfield in approximately 42,000 years.
Professor Frink However there is nothing to worry about. By my calculations, human life will have been extinct for 41,999 years by then.
Brockman So, would you say this is the doing of our Martian Insect Overlords?
Professor Frink Well, it's extremely unlikely any intelligent alien life originated on Mars.
Brockman There you have it folks! Aliens have conquered Mars, and are now attacking Earth with asteroids.
Quimby - Angry Not on my watch! Quick, someone build a rocket launch pad and hang a 'Mission Accomplished' banner on it.
Task: "Place the Launch Pad".
Brockman The launch pad is built, but will our town be saved? But first, this just in... my mouth: a bite of Springfield's first pizza baked exclusively by cats!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark
Comic Book Guy If a slew of similar sci-fi movies has taught us anything, it's that the best way to deal with asteroids is atomic bombs!
Mr. Burns Atomic bombs, eh? I'd be glad to sell you one from my stockpile... in exchange for not being arrested for having a stockpile of atomic bombs.
Quimby Do you have a problem if the bomb is purchased with funds earmarked for orphans?
Mr. Burns - Diabolical I prefer it!
Homer - Guilty Umm, Mr. Burns. I'm afraid I lost the key to the atomic bomb storage slash seasonal firework emporium, but I'm sure it's around here somewhere.
Task: "Make Homer Look for Keys". The job takes place at Homes and takes 6 seconds.
Professor Frink You know, NARA is now accepting astronaut auditions if any of you gentlemen are interested.
Barney I used to be an astronaut, but I gave it up to pursue my dream job -- being a drunk.
Professor Frink If you want to become an astronaut again, I could help. I am a trained member of the National Astronomics and Radiation Association or NARA. I could be your sports professor.
Barney Do you mean coach?
Professor Frink - Happy Yes! That's what it's called. How about one last drink before training to celebrate?
Barney Sure! Moe, I'd like a keg to stay please.
Message Check out the store for Astronaut Barney and other space themed decorations.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer What brave soul is going to detonate the bomb by riding on it like a cowboy?
Professor Frink You do realize that you don't need to ride a bomb like a cowboy to make it go off, don't you?
Homer - Annoyed Well NOW I do.
Professor Frink All we really need is an unmanned missile to hit the asteroid and destroy it.
Homer I'll build it! I have been looking for a new hobby.
Professor Frink Really? Because you said you were all booked up when I asked you to join my "Can you build a robot that feels?" team.
Professor Frink - Sad We got eighth place. The robot took it really hard.
Task: "Make Homer Build an Atomic Missile". The job takes place at the Rocket Launch Pad and takes 6 seconds.
Bart - Curious Some sort of rod shaped object was blown into space.
Professor Frink My spectral analysis of the object reveals that the rod was both carbon and inanimate!
Comic Book Guy - Surprised Not the Inanimate Carbon Rod! He's a hero!
Rod I was named after him.
Todd I learned about how he and Jesus walked on the moon in science class.
Professor Frink I was able to connect to the Hoyvin Glaven satellite and saw the rod peacefully convince the asteroid to move out of the way of Springfield.
Agnes If I was twenty years younger and it was legal to marry inanimate objects, I'd marry that rod.
Moe - Sad How's a Moe like this supposed to compete with a rod like that? Might as well give up and let myself go.
Moe Annnnd... done.
Quimby - Proud In honor of the rod, I proudly announce that without any proper procedure or legislative oversight, Springfield will start a space program led by Professor Frink!
Professor Frink I'll be following the NARA certification process to a 'T', which is NARA's third most regulated letter.
Message Get official NARA approval for your space program by earning NARA certification stars.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10


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