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{{qf|Marge}} Homer! If you have to adopt the raccoon, can't he stay outside with the trash? | {{qf|Marge}} Homer! If you have to adopt the raccoon, can't he stay outside with the trash? | ||
{{qf|Homer}} But, Marge, that raccoon is like family to me now. Besides, you don't want to get him upset. His bite could give you rabies. And he loves to bite people. | {{qf|Homer}} But, Marge, that raccoon is like family to me now. Besides, you don't want to get him upset. His bite could give you rabies. And he loves to bite people. | ||
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Latest revision as of 13:26, August 21, 2026
- Homer: Heh-heh. I'm a genius. The raccoon can't get the trash now!
- Marge: Homer... ...We can't drive like this! You can't keep the garbage in the backseat of the car!
- Homer: Hey, I'm not an idiot. The trash is in the backseat, the garbage is in the trunk.
- Marge: We can't live like this.
- Homer: Well, if you have a better way to keep the raccoon out of our trash, I'd like to hear it.
- Lisa: I'll help you, Dad, but only if you promise to use humane methods.
- Homer: Humane? Oh. Are clubs considered humane?
- Lisa: No!
- Homer: All right, we'll try it your way.
- Homer: Aw, this trap stinks! Why couldn't we get the one with the spikes?
- Lisa: Dad, it's a humane trap. It's non-lethal so the raccoon doesn't get hurt.
- Homer: Pfft. Why don't I just build him a house while I'm at it?
- Homer: Heh-heh-heh! Take that raccoon! Now it's off to Springfield Animal Control! No more pork chops where you'll be goin' and-- Don't look at me like that. I know using a pork chop as bait was low. I was getting pretty hungry, too. That's just the way I like to eat them too. With my hands. Aw, how can I turn you in?
- Marge: Homer! If you have to adopt the raccoon, can't he stay outside with the trash?
- Homer: But, Marge, that raccoon is like family to me now. Besides, you don't want to get him upset. His bite could give you rabies. And he loves to bite people.
