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'''Jack Lassen''' is a former school teacher and current prison guard at the [[Springfield Penitentiary]].
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'''Devin''' is a student at [[Springfield Elementary School]] and a member of the fashion club.
  
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According to Lassen's [[Wiccapedia]] article, he was born in [[Maine]] to Julius and Marion Lassen. His ancestors moved from Maine during the Civil War in the 1860s. His parents also named him after [[John F. Kennedy|Jack Kennedy]], who they mistook for his brother [[Bobby Kennedy|Bobby]].
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When [[Lisa]] went to school in [[Marge]]'s old clothes, Devin and [[Vidalia]] went to Lisa to review her outfit. The two fashion club members then declared that Lisa's outfit worked, and she was hoisted up by the children of Springfield Elementary. Devin and Vidalia then invited Lisa into the fashion club. The fashion club made plans to hang out with Lisa on Saturday, which was the same day as [[Nostalgi-Con]], which Marge wanted to go to with Lisa. However, Lisa told Marge that she'd go with her anyway.
  
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Lassen became a teacher at [[Springfield Elementary]] after his name was selected at random by [[Gary Chalmers]] at the annual Dance of the Lemons. He was later sent to [[Principal Skinner]]'s office by [[Myra]] who told him he could not smoke before he ate the cigarette and burned the match on his eye. Skinner spoke to Lassen about his prior school experience, including at [[Shelbyville]] Prep. After Skinner mentioned Lassen entering the public school system, Lassen said that how he got this scar before cutting a large gash into his face with a pocket knife. Skinner ended the evaluation of Lassen when he discovered he was left-handed. Soon after, Lassen entered the fourth grade classroom and wrote his name on the blackboard.
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After finding out that clothes at [[Bison Swap Thrift Store]] were very expensive, Lisa took the fashion club to her house so they could use Marge's old clothes. She also commented that every mother would likely have an attic full of forgotten vintage clothes. Marge arrived home from the convention and got angry at Lisa for standing her up. She then made the rest of the fashion club leave the house. The next day at school, the fashion club still wanted to hang out with Lisa because they didn't ditch people for having crazy mothers. Devin then told Lisa that his mother had set fire to a piano store to get the attention of a news anchor. They then invited Lisa to a party, which turned out to be playing board games at the [[Wiggum house]], which confused Lisa. Shortly after they started playing, Lisa was told that they were leaving. She was shocked to find that they had stolen vintage clothes from [[Sarah Wiggum]]'s attic...
  
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[[Nelson]] made fun of Lassen's name which infuriated him. Lassen also poked fun at Nelson even mentioning his [[Mrs. Muntz|mother]], which led Nelson to cry. As this happened [[Milhouse]] researched Lassen on [[Wiccapedia]], telling [[Bart]] that he served two tours in middle school and also to abort his planned prank on Lassen. Bart refused to do this and began doing his prank on Lassen. After the prank failed, Lassen said that he had a prankster on his hands and decided to cut Bart's hair so it could "be of uniform length". The next day Bart (as [[El Barto]]) "defaced" the blackboard but it was "lucky" for him because Lassen could take a joke before punching the blackboard several times...
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Devin is a student at Springfield Elementary School and a member of the fashion club.

When Lisa went to school in Marge's old clothes, Devin and Vidalia went to Lisa to review her outfit. The two fashion club members then declared that Lisa's outfit worked, and she was hoisted up by the children of Springfield Elementary. Devin and Vidalia then invited Lisa into the fashion club. The fashion club made plans to hang out with Lisa on Saturday, which was the same day as Nostalgi-Con, which Marge wanted to go to with Lisa. However, Lisa told Marge that she'd go with her anyway.

After finding out that clothes at Bison Swap Thrift Store were very expensive, Lisa took the fashion club to her house so they could use Marge's old clothes. She also commented that every mother would likely have an attic full of forgotten vintage clothes. Marge arrived home from the convention and got angry at Lisa for standing her up. She then made the rest of the fashion club leave the house. The next day at school, the fashion club still wanted to hang out with Lisa because they didn't ditch people for having crazy mothers. Devin then told Lisa that his mother had set fire to a piano store to get the attention of a news anchor. They then invited Lisa to a party, which turned out to be playing board games at the Wiggum house, which confused Lisa. Shortly after they started playing, Lisa was told that they were leaving. She was shocked to find that they had stolen vintage clothes from Sarah Wiggum's attic...

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