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'''Professor Chester Turley''', or '''Snake Jailbird''', also known as '''Professor Jailbird''' and '''Detention Bird''' and '''Albert Knickerbocker Aloysius Snake''' is a recidivist criminal, always getting arrested but rarely appearing to stay in jail. He speaks with a "Valley Boy" accent. He is partial to fast cars and fast women, and has a knack for reckless abandon.
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'''Devin''' is a student at [[Springfield Elementary School]] and a member of the fashion club.
  
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In a documentary by [[Declan Desmond]] showing the pasts of several Springfield citizens, a 13-year-old Snake is called "Detention Bird" by a 16-year-old Clancy Wiggum.
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When [[Lisa]] went to school in [[Marge]]'s old clothes, Devin and [[Vidalia]] went to Lisa to review her outfit. The two fashion club members then declared that Lisa's outfit worked, and she was hoisted up by the children of Springfield Elementary. Devin and Vidalia then invited Lisa into the fashion club. The fashion club made plans to hang out with Lisa on Saturday, which was the same day as [[Nostalgi-Con]], which Marge wanted to go to with Lisa. However, Lisa told Marge that she'd go with her anyway.
  
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Snake referred to himself as "Professor Jailbird"; it was also revealed that he was formerly an idealistic Indiana Jones-type archaeologist, until Moe stole the Mayan gold coins, that he had discovered and was going to donate to the museum, and he decided to take his revenge out on society (convenience stores).
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After finding out that clothes at [[Bison Swap Thrift Store]] were very expensive, Lisa took the fashion club to her house so they could use Marge's old clothes. She also commented that every mother would likely have an attic full of forgotten vintage clothes. Marge arrived home from the convention and got angry at Lisa for standing her up. She then made the rest of the fashion club leave the house. The next day at school, the fashion club still wanted to hang out with Lisa because they didn't ditch people for having crazy mothers. Devin then told Lisa that his mother had set fire to a piano store to get the attention of a news anchor. They then invited Lisa to a party, which turned out to be playing board games at the [[Wiggum house]], which confused Lisa. Shortly after they started playing, Lisa was told that they were leaving. She was shocked to find that they had stolen vintage clothes from [[Sarah Wiggum]]'s attic...
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It is stated that Snake had previously spend time in a juvenile facility, suggesting he was a criminal before being an archaeologist.
 
  
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Snake (as well as [[Otto]]) was the one responsible for ruining Spinal Tap's concert.
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Snake's real name is revealed to be Chester Turley on a list of [[Springfield]] citizens taking revenge on [[Mr. Burns]].
 
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Snake is always seen getting arrested, but never appearing to stay in prison. He speaks with a "Valley Boy" accent and keeps a zippo lighter rolled up in his sleeve. Snake has light brown hair. He is also 43 years old. His occupation is a criminal and a former professor and archaeologist. Snake is partial to fast cars and fast women, and has a knack for reckless abandon.
 
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Snake's car's name is "Lil' Bandit," which is a 1969 Dodge Charger. It could be a reference to James Dean's so-called possessed car the "Li'l Bastard." It should be noted that the Lil' Bandit's horn plays the opening line of the tune Dixie, similar to The General Lee from the ''The Dukes of Hazzard''.
 
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Latest revision as of 07:47, August 1, 2026

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Devin is a student at Springfield Elementary School and a member of the fashion club.

When Lisa went to school in Marge's old clothes, Devin and Vidalia went to Lisa to review her outfit. The two fashion club members then declared that Lisa's outfit worked, and she was hoisted up by the children of Springfield Elementary. Devin and Vidalia then invited Lisa into the fashion club. The fashion club made plans to hang out with Lisa on Saturday, which was the same day as Nostalgi-Con, which Marge wanted to go to with Lisa. However, Lisa told Marge that she'd go with her anyway.

After finding out that clothes at Bison Swap Thrift Store were very expensive, Lisa took the fashion club to her house so they could use Marge's old clothes. She also commented that every mother would likely have an attic full of forgotten vintage clothes. Marge arrived home from the convention and got angry at Lisa for standing her up. She then made the rest of the fashion club leave the house. The next day at school, the fashion club still wanted to hang out with Lisa because they didn't ditch people for having crazy mothers. Devin then told Lisa that his mother had set fire to a piano store to get the attention of a news anchor. They then invited Lisa to a party, which turned out to be playing board games at the Wiggum house, which confused Lisa. Shortly after they started playing, Lisa was told that they were leaving. She was shocked to find that they had stolen vintage clothes from Sarah Wiggum's attic...

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