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'''Hans Moleman''' (also known as '''Ralph Melish''') is a 4ft 4 in, 140lb mole-like man with extremely bad luck.
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'''Devin''' is a student at [[Springfield Elementary School]] and a member of the fashion club.
  
Although apparently elderly, Hans Moleman once claimed that he was only 31 years old (his driver's license says he was born August 2, 1961), but due to his heavy drinking, he appears much older. He has cataracts and is almost entirely blind (which has severely impaired his reading ability) and has used medical marijuana. He carries a brown cane with him everywhere, which was once shown to contain a hidden sword.
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When [[Lisa]] went to school in [[Marge]]'s old clothes, Devin and [[Vidalia]] went to Lisa to review her outfit. The two fashion club members then declared that Lisa's outfit worked, and she was hoisted up by the children of Springfield Elementary. Devin and Vidalia then invited Lisa into the fashion club. The fashion club made plans to hang out with Lisa on Saturday, which was the same day as [[Nostalgi-Con]], which Marge wanted to go to with Lisa. However, Lisa told Marge that she'd go with her anyway.
  
Hans was once mistaken for Bart and accidentally "de-programmed" (Homer and Marge had hired a cult de-programmer, hoping to convince Bart to move out of Mr. Burns' mansion and back in with them), apparently leading him to believe he is the son of Homer and Marge. At one time, it was revealed that Hans Moleman slept with [[Gudrun Sylvester Hvid|Lars Ulrich's grandmother]], and is considered by [[Metallica]] to be a "real fan".
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After finding out that clothes at [[Bison Swap Thrift Store]] were very expensive, Lisa took the fashion club to her house so they could use Marge's old clothes. She also commented that every mother would likely have an attic full of forgotten vintage clothes. Marge arrived home from the convention and got angry at Lisa for standing her up. She then made the rest of the fashion club leave the house. The next day at school, the fashion club still wanted to hang out with Lisa because they didn't ditch people for having crazy mothers. Devin then told Lisa that his mother had set fire to a piano store to get the attention of a news anchor. They then invited Lisa to a party, which turned out to be playing board games at the [[Wiggum house]], which confused Lisa. Shortly after they started playing, Lisa was told that they were leaving. She was shocked to find that they had stolen vintage clothes from [[Sarah Wiggum]]'s attic...
  
Homer once stumbled across Hans Moleman as the leader of a race of Mole People in an underground fortress complete with earthquake machines.
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Devin is a student at Springfield Elementary School and a member of the fashion club.

When Lisa went to school in Marge's old clothes, Devin and Vidalia went to Lisa to review her outfit. The two fashion club members then declared that Lisa's outfit worked, and she was hoisted up by the children of Springfield Elementary. Devin and Vidalia then invited Lisa into the fashion club. The fashion club made plans to hang out with Lisa on Saturday, which was the same day as Nostalgi-Con, which Marge wanted to go to with Lisa. However, Lisa told Marge that she'd go with her anyway.

After finding out that clothes at Bison Swap Thrift Store were very expensive, Lisa took the fashion club to her house so they could use Marge's old clothes. She also commented that every mother would likely have an attic full of forgotten vintage clothes. Marge arrived home from the convention and got angry at Lisa for standing her up. She then made the rest of the fashion club leave the house. The next day at school, the fashion club still wanted to hang out with Lisa because they didn't ditch people for having crazy mothers. Devin then told Lisa that his mother had set fire to a piano store to get the attention of a news anchor. They then invited Lisa to a party, which turned out to be playing board games at the Wiggum house, which confused Lisa. Shortly after they started playing, Lisa was told that they were leaving. She was shocked to find that they had stolen vintage clothes from Sarah Wiggum's attic...

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