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'''''Mr. and Mrs. Erotic American''''' is a book on tape by {{w|Paul Harvey}}.
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'''Sunny''' is the name of [[Lisa]]'s sunhat which she bought at [[Sunblock Sam's]].
  
When [[Marge]] and [[Homer]] realized that their love life was fading, they went to [[Books! Books! And Additional Books!]] to buy a book that would help them improve things. Marge looked in the "Books on Tape" section and found ''Mr. and Mrs. Erotic American''. She told Homer, "This one's a good choice, and not too smutty. It's a book on tape by Paul Harvey, you know, that nice Midwestern man on the radio who's like a pleasant version of [[Grampa]]?" Homer's interest was piqued as soon as he saw the title, so they bought the book.
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While at [[Sunblock Sam's]], Lisa saw the hat and decided to try it on. She then imagined herself wearing the hat while riding a flying unicorn and making the world a better place, so she decided to buy the hat. After buying the hat, Lisa started to get compliments from people. Meanwhile, [[Bart]] bought a temporary tattoo which immediately washed off in the ocean at [[Springfield Bay]], leading to him getting mocked by the bullies. Due to this, Bart became jealous of Lisa and her new hat. While Lisa was sleeping when the car was at the [[Krusty Burger]] drive-thru, Bart threw her hat out of the window and into the scrapyard next to the restaurant, where it landed on a car.
  
When Homer and Marge got the book home, they started listening to it. Harvey opened by saying, "Hello, Americans, Paul Harvey here.  Did you know every good American is at heart an erotic American?" and went on to share ideas for spicing up a marriage. Homer and Marge tried out the romance ideas, but none of them worked out. "Double your pleasure with a bath ... together!" (attributed to [[Dwight D. Eisenhower|Dwight]] and Mamie Eisenhower) was a washout when they got wedged together in the tub, broke the faucet, and had to call the kids to help get them out. Homer and Marge next went to the [[Aphrodite Inn]], following the advice "a romantic vacation can provide titillation", but when the only room available was the utility room, the idea fizzled in spite of Homer's best efforts to create a romantic fantasy out of the situation.
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That night, Lisa woke up and realized she was missing Sunny. She looked everywhere for the hat and even went to the [[Springfield Police Department]] but couldn't find it anywhere. Finally, she went back to Sunblock Sam's, where [[Shauna]] told her that they had no more of the same hat available. Dejected, Lisa returned home...
  
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Latest revision as of 10:03, July 1, 2026

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Sunny is the name of Lisa's sunhat which she bought at Sunblock Sam's.

While at Sunblock Sam's, Lisa saw the hat and decided to try it on. She then imagined herself wearing the hat while riding a flying unicorn and making the world a better place, so she decided to buy the hat. After buying the hat, Lisa started to get compliments from people. Meanwhile, Bart bought a temporary tattoo which immediately washed off in the ocean at Springfield Bay, leading to him getting mocked by the bullies. Due to this, Bart became jealous of Lisa and her new hat. While Lisa was sleeping when the car was at the Krusty Burger drive-thru, Bart threw her hat out of the window and into the scrapyard next to the restaurant, where it landed on a car.

That night, Lisa woke up and realized she was missing Sunny. She looked everywhere for the hat and even went to the Springfield Police Department but couldn't find it anywhere. Finally, she went back to Sunblock Sam's, where Shauna told her that they had no more of the same hat available. Dejected, Lisa returned home...

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