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'''Bart's guilt''' is a manifestation of [[Bart]]'s guilt.
  
'''[[Chief Clancy Wiggum]]''' is [[Springfield]]'s morbidly obese, dim-witted, ignorant, grossly incompetent, and lazy police chief. He has a wife named [[Sarah Wiggum]] and a son named [[Ralph Wiggum]]. Chief Wiggum also has a father named [[Iggy Wiggum]]. He has light blue hair. He wears a police hat and suit. Chief Wiggum is often seen eating snacks, such as doughnuts. His occupation is a police chief. He is 40 years old. He is voiced by [[Hank Azaria]].
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When [[Bart]] became jealous of the attention [[Lisa]] was getting after she got a new hat, which she affectionately named "[[Sunny]]", Bart threw the hat out of the car window while Lisa was sleeping and into a scrapyard. That night, Bart's guilt appeared to him. Bart was adamant that he didn't feel guilty about throwing away Lisa's hat, and Bart's denial also showed up to protect him, but Bart's guilt snapped his denial's neck. Later, Bart woke up in the night to find that his guilt was still there. Bart told his guilt that he looked worse, and Bart's guilt told him that Bart's lack of remorse made him grow. Bart's guilt then got bigger and greener, scaring Bart. However, Bart still tried to take it in stride, telling his guilt that he liked gross things when his guilt ate his pillow and spat it out covered in green goop, and enjoyed being eaten and pooped out by his guilt too.
  
'''Wiggum''' is the chief of police of the [[Springfield Police Department]]. He is an extreme stereotype: morbidly obese, dim-witted, ignorant, grossly incompetent, and lazy, with a fondness for doughnuts and "[[Chintzy Pop]]", and actually somewhat piglike in appearance (nose). While he pretentiously feigns authority, he has little regard for individual rights or even public safety. He is disturbingly uninformed ("Some Chinese people claimed they were celebrating New Year's in February ... good food though") and flaunts his power, albeit with good intentions most of the time. He, along with the rest of Springfield's government and police force, is also corrupt, having asked for or taken bribes several times. He has also notably solicited [[Troy McClure]] and Homer Simpson for bribes in exchange for "looking the other way" to their criminal activities. When Bart [[The Wandering Juvie|bribed him with stolen wedding presents]], he said "Hey, read my badge!" At the bottom of the badge was the caption: "Cash bribes only.". Chief Wiggum has a strained relationship with [[Joe Quimby|Mayor Quimby]], as he and Quimby vie to have control over the city (once leading to a serious argument over, who takes over during the [[Springfield Monorail|Monorail]] [[Marge vs. the Monorail|crisis]]). Wiggum claims to have compromising photographs of Mayor Quimby, which may help to explain why he has retained his job, despite his inability to do anything his job requires of him. Due to his obesity, Chief Wiggum is often unable to perform significant physical activity, making it easy for criminals to escape from the police; he is known to find even climbing the stairs in his home very tiring. He is also the coach of the [[Mighty Pigs]] Pee Wee Hockey League Team, despite his very poor personal fitness.
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The next morning, Bart's guilt had grown even bigger. Bart lied to his family, telling them that he had slept well. [[Marge]] then asked if he had seen Lisa's hat, and Bart's guilt grew again. Bart told Marge that he didn't remember Lisa having a hat, causing his guilt to grow even more. Bart's guilt then blew his nose on the kitchen curtains and cooked his hand in the waffle maker...
  
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Bart's guilt is a manifestation of Bart's guilt.

When Bart became jealous of the attention Lisa was getting after she got a new hat, which she affectionately named "Sunny", Bart threw the hat out of the car window while Lisa was sleeping and into a scrapyard. That night, Bart's guilt appeared to him. Bart was adamant that he didn't feel guilty about throwing away Lisa's hat, and Bart's denial also showed up to protect him, but Bart's guilt snapped his denial's neck. Later, Bart woke up in the night to find that his guilt was still there. Bart told his guilt that he looked worse, and Bart's guilt told him that Bart's lack of remorse made him grow. Bart's guilt then got bigger and greener, scaring Bart. However, Bart still tried to take it in stride, telling his guilt that he liked gross things when his guilt ate his pillow and spat it out covered in green goop, and enjoyed being eaten and pooped out by his guilt too.

The next morning, Bart's guilt had grown even bigger. Bart lied to his family, telling them that he had slept well. Marge then asked if he had seen Lisa's hat, and Bart's guilt grew again. Bart told Marge that he didn't remember Lisa having a hat, causing his guilt to grow even more. Bart's guilt then blew his nose on the kitchen curtains and cooked his hand in the waffle maker...

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