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'''Jack''' is the captain of [[The Rotting Pelican]].
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'''Bart's guilt''' is a manifestation of [[Bart]]'s guilt.
  
Jack is a resident of [[Barnacle Bay]], a former tourist town. When the [[Simpson family]] visited the town to find it in a state of disarray, [[Marge]] asked Jack what had happened to it. Jack told the family about the [[Yum-Yum Fish]] that the town used to fish for and sell. However, the Yum-Yum Fish had since disappeared from the waters, which [[Lisa]] thought was due to overfishing.
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When [[Bart]] became jealous of the attention [[Lisa]] was getting after she got a new hat, which she affectionately named "[[Sunny]]", Bart threw the hat out of the car window while Lisa was sleeping and into a scrapyard. That night, Bart's guilt appeared to him. Bart was adamant that he didn't feel guilty about throwing away Lisa's hat, and Bart's denial also showed up to protect him, but Bart's guilt snapped his denial's neck. Later, Bart woke up in the night to find that his guilt was still there. Bart told his guilt that he looked worse, and Bart's guilt told him that Bart's lack of remorse made him grow. Bart's guilt then got bigger and greener, scaring Bart. However, Bart still tried to take it in stride, telling his guilt that he liked gross things when his guilt ate his pillow and spat it out covered in green goop, and enjoyed being eaten and pooped out by his guilt too.
  
After [[Homer]] accidentally burned down the Barnacle Bay boardwalk with fireworks, he was made to become a fisherman to pay off his debts. Jack took him aboard The Rotting Pelican to help catch more Yum-Yum Fish. After introducing Homer to the crew, they got their first haul. Most of it was trash, but they also caught some [[Slarg Fish]], which Jack said tasted horrible, but the oil from them was used to polish stripper poles.
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The next morning, Bart's guilt had grown even bigger. Bart lied to his family, telling them that he had slept well. [[Marge]] then asked if he had seen Lisa's hat, and Bart's guilt grew again. Bart told Marge that he didn't remember Lisa having a hat, causing his guilt to grow even more. Bart's guilt then blew his nose on the kitchen curtains and cooked his hand in the waffle maker...
  
When Homer was making dinner for the crew, he gave the crew shrimp and bait rather than beer-battered shrimp like Jack told him to, because Homer claimed that it was [[Opposite Day]]. Jack then realized that Homer had beer-battered the hooks and the Yum-Yum Fish started biting. Jack then promoted Homer to Chief Fish Clubber then let Homer club the Yum-Yum Fish to death. As the crew kept pulling in more Yum-Yum Fish, a storm approached. The storm caused Jack's trick knee to act up, which let Jack know that it was serious...
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Latest revision as of 09:57, July 1, 2026

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Bart's guilt is a manifestation of Bart's guilt.

When Bart became jealous of the attention Lisa was getting after she got a new hat, which she affectionately named "Sunny", Bart threw the hat out of the car window while Lisa was sleeping and into a scrapyard. That night, Bart's guilt appeared to him. Bart was adamant that he didn't feel guilty about throwing away Lisa's hat, and Bart's denial also showed up to protect him, but Bart's guilt snapped his denial's neck. Later, Bart woke up in the night to find that his guilt was still there. Bart told his guilt that he looked worse, and Bart's guilt told him that Bart's lack of remorse made him grow. Bart's guilt then got bigger and greener, scaring Bart. However, Bart still tried to take it in stride, telling his guilt that he liked gross things when his guilt ate his pillow and spat it out covered in green goop, and enjoyed being eaten and pooped out by his guilt too.

The next morning, Bart's guilt had grown even bigger. Bart lied to his family, telling them that he had slept well. Marge then asked if he had seen Lisa's hat, and Bart's guilt grew again. Bart told Marge that he didn't remember Lisa having a hat, causing his guilt to grow even more. Bart's guilt then blew his nose on the kitchen curtains and cooked his hand in the waffle maker...

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