Difference between revisions of "Simpsons Brain-Bustin' Trivia Quiz"

1. The Simpsons first appeared on...

A. The Liv Ullman Show

B. The Tracey Ullman Show

C. The Trace That Almond Show

D. Meet The Press

2. If spelled out, Homer’s typical annoyed grunt would be...

A. D'oh!

B. Gleeeeeeep!

C. Nagada-nagada-nagada!

D. Yabbadabbadoo!

3. Marge's older twin sisters are named...

A. Big Bertha and Little Bertha

B. Big Bertha and Bigger Bertha

C. Patty and Selma

D. Betty and Veronica

4. Bart's hero is...

A. Krusty the Clown

B. Curly Howard of the Three Stooges

C. Himself

D. Ted Koppel

5.Lisa's saxophone-playing mentor is...

A. "Warts" Mulrooney

B. "Post Nasal Drip" O'Toole

C. "Bleeding Gums" Murphy

D. "Eczema" Jones

6. Maggie wouldn't be Maggie without her...

A. Security blanket

B. Pacifier

C. Teddy bear

D. Copy of Susan Sontag's book Against Interpretation

7. Principal Skinner's childhood nickname was...

A. Stinky

B. Spanky

C. Sprinkles

D. Mulehead

8. Marge's bowling ball was named...

A. Mr. Bowling Ball

B. Globe of Fury

C. Homer

D. Snowball III

9. What catch phrase is Krusty the Clown least likely to use?

A. "Buy my cereal!"

B. "Don't blame me! I didn't do it!"

C. "Who do you m love?"

D. "I'd like to recite one of my favorite love poems by Tennyson."

10. Krusty the Clown's proliteracy slogan is...

A. Give a hoot! Read a book!

B. I plead for you to read, indeed!

C. Books: They're not as boring as you think!

D. Shut up and read, kids!

11. Who was driving the car that ran over Bart?

A. Otto the bus driver

B. Lisa

C. Mr. Burns

D. Bill Cosby

13. Homer's middle initial is...

A. Q.

B. Z.

C. F.

D. J.

14. Bart's full name is...

A. Bartholomew Jebediah Simpson

B. Bartholomew Jo-Jo Simpson

C. Bartholomew Jinx Simpson

D. Bartholomew Jumbo Simpson

15. Lisa enjoys the pint-size cartoon characters known as...

A. The Happy Little Elves

B. The Delirious Little Pixies

C. The Ecstatic Little Gnomes

D. The Irresponsible Little Imps

16. Bart enjoys the violent animated antics of...

A. Goofus and Gallant

B. Creepy and Crawly

C. Itchy and Scratchy

D. Chewy and Swallow

17. According to Herman, the military antiques dealer, he lost his arm...

A. When he stuck it out the schoolbus window

B. When he stuck it in the ball return chute at Barney's Bowl-a-Rama

C. When he tried to retrieve his golfball from inside the windmill at Sir Putt-a-Lot's Miniature Golf Course

D. When he shook the sleeping gator at the Springfield Gator Farm

18. When the Simpsons went to Dr. Marvin Monroe for family therapy, he had them hit each other with...

A. Wet noodles

B. Dry noodles

C. Patented therapeutic foam-covered aggression mallets

D. Ball peen hammers

19. The name of the local baseball team is...

А. The Springfield Isotopes

B. The Springfield Meltdowns

C. The Springfield Molten Fuel Rods

D. The Springfield Patty Melts

20. What did Bart catch at the Ol' Fishin' Hole?

A. A radioactive boot

B. A three-eyed fish

C. A five-eyed frog

D. A communicable disease

21. What is Marge's full first name?

A. Marjorie

B. Marjorita

C. Marjolani

D. Margarine

22. Who is the mayor of Springfield?

A. Jebediah Springfield

B. Diamond Joe Quimby

C. Snowball II

D. "Bleeding Gums" Murphy

23. Which video arcade game does Bart play?

A. Escape from Grandma's House

B. Let's Shoot Everybody

C. The Happy Little Elves Play Friendly

D. Quarter Eate

24. Barts favorite cereal is...

A. Frosty Krusty Flakes

B. Tasty Toasty Flakes

C. Dusty Zesty Flakes

D. Nasty Musty Flakes

25. What does Bart spray paint all over town?

A. El Barto

B. The Cute Li'l Vandal Was Here

C. I Scoff at Your Petty Bourgeois Ideals

D. #&$%@!!!

26. In the opening credits of the show, what magazine is Marge reading in the grocery store?

A. Mom Monthly

B. Semi-Good Housekeeping

C. Hunk o' the Month Magazine

D. Freakish Hairdos Illustrated

27. Sideshow Bob's replacement on the "Krusty the Clown Show" is...

A. Sideshow Homer

B. Sideshow Mel

C. Sideshow Smithers

D. Sideshow Bob Jr.

28. Who did Maggie make friends with when the Simpsons got lost in the woods?

A. Wild bears

B. Wild boars

C. Wild bees

D. Wild weasels

29. What did Maggie do to Homer after she watched some Itchy and Scratchy cartoons?

A. She hit him on the head with a mallet

B. She painted a picture of a tunnel on a big rock and had Homer run into it

C. She dropped an anvil on his head

D. She mowed him down with a machine gun

30. What is the name of the clerk at the KwikE-Mart?

A. Apu

B. Popo

C. Peppy

D. Alpo

31. Which of the following phony names has Bart not used when making prank phone calls to Moe's Tavern?

A. Al Coholic

B. Mike Rotch

C. Seymour Butz

D. Isabelle Ringing

32. What comic book does Bart enjoy most?

A. Captain Eel

B. Bulbous Boy

C. Radioactive Man

D. Larva Girl

33. What happened to Snowball I?

A. She was run over by a car

B. She disappeared down the ball return chute at Barney's Bowl-a-Rama

C. She disappeared inside the windmill at Sir Putt-a-Lot's Miniature Golf Course

D. She got her own Saturday morning spin-off cartoon show

34. How many hairs does Homer have on the top of his head?

A. 7

B. 13

C. 2

D. 0

35. Which magazine have the Simpsons not been on the cover of?

A. Time

B. Newsweek

C. TV Guide

D. Vogue

36. The name of the first Simpsons album is...

A. The Simpsons Sing Gospel Favorites

B. The Simpsons Sing the Blues

C. The Simpsons Sing Fraternity Drinking Songs

D. The Simpsons Go Surfadelic Freakout, Man