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| − | : | + | :Milhouses mother: How did you ever come up with an idea like "crazy bowling"? |
:Marge: I Googled "girls having fun," and after wading through 97,000 pages of porn, I found "crazy bowling." | :Marge: I Googled "girls having fun," and after wading through 97,000 pages of porn, I found "crazy bowling." | ||
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| − | After | + | <hr />After meeting with a fighter and having an autograph |
| − | :Homer: | + | :Homer: But remember: don't try this at home. |
::Do it at the schoolyard. | ::Do it at the schoolyard. | ||
| − | ::Someplace where, if you get hurt, we can sue not just them | + | ::Someplace where, if you get hurt, we can sue not just them |
::but the school, the county, the state, and that jackass Joe Biden. | ::but the school, the county, the state, and that jackass Joe Biden. | ||
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| − | Bart | + | <hr />Bart trying to stop Marge about Ultimate punching |
:Bart: You love <i>Ultimate Punching</i> even more than I do. | :Bart: You love <i>Ultimate Punching</i> even more than I do. | ||
:Homer: <i>Ultimate Punching</i> is exploitative, violent, and a bad influence on our young people. | :Homer: <i>Ultimate Punching</i> is exploitative, violent, and a bad influence on our young people. | ||
::Studies have shown your mother is right. | ::Studies have shown your mother is right. | ||
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| − | After winning the event | + | <hr />After winning the event |
:Marge: We can enjoy some mixed '''Marital''' arts. | :Marge: We can enjoy some mixed '''Marital''' arts. | ||
:Homer: Oh, No holds Barred. | :Homer: Oh, No holds Barred. | ||
{{Season 21 Q}} | {{Season 21 Q}} | ||
Revision as of 14:34, June 10, 2010
Mothers playing bowling
- Milhouses mother: How did you ever come up with an idea like "crazy bowling"?
- Marge: I Googled "girls having fun," and after wading through 97,000 pages of porn, I found "crazy bowling."
After meeting with a fighter and having an autograph
- Homer: But remember: don't try this at home.
- Do it at the schoolyard.
- Someplace where, if you get hurt, we can sue not just them
- but the school, the county, the state, and that jackass Joe Biden.
Bart trying to stop Marge about Ultimate punching
- Bart: You love Ultimate Punching even more than I do.
- Homer: Ultimate Punching is exploitative, violent, and a bad influence on our young people.
- Studies have shown your mother is right.
After winning the event
- Marge: We can enjoy some mixed Marital arts.
- Homer: Oh, No holds Barred.
