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Latest revision as of 14:24, June 1, 2026



Mr. Monopoly: Hey! I was here first!
Mr. Burns: Smithers, fire the cannons. Drown this interloper!
Mr. Monopoly: Monty Burns, is that you? You look above ground.
Mr. Burns: Well, if it isn't no Monopoly, the likeable tycoon everybody loves to invite into their homes for fun and games.

Mr. Monopoly: Nice hat, Monty. Trade you this swell thimble for it?
Mr. Burns: Ha! I got it for an old boot.

Mr. Burns: Monopoly, I challenge ye to a duel. Winner gets the hat and gets to live.
Mr. Monopoly: Losing is for losers, so get ready to lose, Monty.

Mr. Burns: You can't spell "billionaire" without some of the letters in "evil."

Mr. Burns: How dare he? Blocking out the sun is my thing!

Mr. Burns: Can no one resist Monopoly's nonsense fantasy capitalism?
Mr. Monopoly: Whee! I love money and money loves me back.

Homer: Oh, sure. I'm Mr. Burns' number one employee. Mugs don't lie.

Mr. Burns: I said, "Good day, sir."
Mr. Monopoly: I said, "Good day, sir." back at you.

Bart: I'm Mr. Monopoly now! Eat my hat!