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"None of Those Things"
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Song Information
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"None of Those Things" is a song performed by the Simpson family on The Simpson Family Smile-Time Variety Hour.
Lyrics[edit]
- Homer:
- Shelter from sunlight and water that freezes.
- Access to meat that is free of diseases.
- Marge:
- Music that plays while our family sings...
- I hope I live to see some of those things.
- Fake Lisa:
- TV and toasters and clean running water.
- Marge:
- Doctors and teachers for your son or daughter.
- Homer:
- Comforts that civilization would bring.
- Bart:
- This crummy island has none of those things.
- Fake Lisa:
- When the shark bites, when the bee stings, when the land is cursed...
- Bart:
- I simply remember these faraway things...
- And somehow I feel much worse.
Behind the Laughter[edit]
"None of Those Things" is a parody of "My Favorite Things" from The Sound of Music.
Appearances[edit]
Comic story – The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase: Quickly Cancelled Comic Book Cavalcade (The Simpson Family Smile-Time Salute to Rock & Roll)
