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| − | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Mr. Brockman, there's been a murder! And by that I mean, the city is killing local | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Mr. Brockman, there's been a murder! And by that, I mean, the city is killing local businesses like this mystery bookstore and turning them into parking lots! |
| − | {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} If you're just joining us, we're speaking with local busybody Lisa Simpson! | + | {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} If you're just joining us, we're speaking with local busybody Lisa Simpson! |
| − | {{qf|Lisa}} Once this bookstore is closed, the only one left will be the one that | + | ---- |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Once this bookstore is closed, the [[Ruff Drafts|only one left]] will be the one that sells rubber books as chew toys for dogs! | |
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{{qf|[[Mystery Man]]}} Sorry, little girl, but the real mystery is how I stayed open his long. | {{qf|[[Mystery Man]]}} Sorry, little girl, but the real mystery is how I stayed open his long. | ||
{{qf|Lisa}} Comic Book Guy? | {{qf|Lisa}} Comic Book Guy? | ||
{{qf|Mystery Man}} Close. I'm his cousin, Mystery Man! | {{qf|Mystery Man}} Close. I'm his cousin, Mystery Man! | ||
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{{qf|Lisa}} Mr. Mayor, what if I prove mysteries are important? Then will you stop that parking lot? | {{qf|Lisa}} Mr. Mayor, what if I prove mysteries are important? Then will you stop that parking lot? | ||
| − | {{qf| | + | {{qf|[[Mayor Quimby]]}} Okay. But do it in the Springfield tradition. With three short stories! |
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| + | {{qf|Lisa}} So you see, Mayor Quimby, a town without mysteries is... What th--?! | ||
| + | {{qf|Mystery Man}} Yeah, the wrecking ball knocked down the store while you were telling your stories. Good commitment to them, though! | ||
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{{qf|Lisa}} What'll you do now? | {{qf|Lisa}} What'll you do now? | ||
| − | {{qf| | + | {{qf|Mystery Man}} I still have [[The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop|the comic book store]]! |
| − | {{qf|Lisa}} Wait, are you | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Wait, are you Comic Book Guy and Mystery Man? |
| − | {{qf| | + | {{qf|Mystery Man}} That's the mystery... man! |
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Latest revision as of 09:59, May 20, 2026
- Lisa: Mr. Brockman, there's been a murder! And by that, I mean, the city is killing local businesses like this mystery bookstore and turning them into parking lots!
- Kent Brockman: If you're just joining us, we're speaking with local busybody Lisa Simpson!
- Lisa: Once this bookstore is closed, the only one left will be the one that sells rubber books as chew toys for dogs!
- Mystery Man: Sorry, little girl, but the real mystery is how I stayed open his long.
- Lisa: Comic Book Guy?
- Mystery Man: Close. I'm his cousin, Mystery Man!
- Lisa: Mr. Mayor, what if I prove mysteries are important? Then will you stop that parking lot?
- Mayor Quimby: Okay. But do it in the Springfield tradition. With three short stories!
- Lisa: So you see, Mayor Quimby, a town without mysteries is... What th--?!
- Mystery Man: Yeah, the wrecking ball knocked down the store while you were telling your stories. Good commitment to them, though!
- Lisa: What'll you do now?
- Mystery Man: I still have the comic book store!
- Lisa: Wait, are you Comic Book Guy and Mystery Man?
- Mystery Man: That's the mystery... man!
