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:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Mr. Brockman, there's been a murder! And by that I mean, the city is killing local business like this mystery bookstore and turning them into parking lots!
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Mr. Brockman, there's been a murder! And by that, I mean, the city is killing local businesses like this mystery bookstore and turning them into parking lots!
:'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' If you're just joining us, we're speaking with local busybody Lisa Simpson!  
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{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} If you're just joining us, we're speaking with local busybody Lisa Simpson!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Once this bookstore is closed, the only one left will be the one that selles rubber books as chew toys for dogs!
 
:'''Sound:''' SQUEAK!
 
:'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' What do you say to tall of this, Mayor Quimby?
 
:'''[[Joe Quimby]]:''' Well... er... ah... Kent, the city is desperate need of parking spaces!
 
:'''[[Hans Moleman]]:''' Ironically, I can see a better parking spot from up here!
 
:'''[[Mystery Man]]:''' Sorry, little girl, but the real mystery is how I stayed open his long.
 
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Comic Book Guy?
 
:'''[[Mystery Man]]:''' Close. I'm his cousin, Mystery Man!
 
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Mr. Mayor, what if I prove mysteries are important? Then will you stop that parking lot?
 
:'''[[Joe Quimby]]:''' Okay. But do it in the Springfield tradition. WIth three short stories!
 
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Very well! The first story I call...
 
 
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:'''[[Lisa]]:''' So you see, Mayor Quimby, a town without mysteries is.... What th--?!
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{{qf|Lisa}} Once this bookstore is closed, the [[Ruff Drafts|only one left]] will be the one that sells rubber books as chew toys for dogs!
:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]:''' Yeah, the wrecking ball knocked down the store while you were telling your stories. Good commitment to them, though!
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:'''[[Lisa]]:''' What'll you do now?
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{{qf|[[Mystery Man]]}} Sorry, little girl, but the real mystery is how I stayed open his long.
:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]:''' I still have the comic book store!
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{{qf|Lisa}} Comic Book Guy?
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Wait, are you comic book guy and mystery man?
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{{qf|Mystery Man}} Close. I'm his cousin, Mystery Man!
:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]:'''That's the mystery... man!
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:'''[[Lisa]]:''' I guess there's nothing left to but wait for dad to pick me up. Wait, is that him?
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{{qf|Lisa}} Mr. Mayor, what if I prove mysteries are important? Then will you stop that parking lot?
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Lisa! Call your mother tell her it happened again!
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{{qf|[[Mayor Quimby]]}} Okay. But do it in the Springfield tradition. With three short stories!
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{{qf|Lisa}} So you see, Mayor Quimby, a town without mysteries is... What th--?!
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{{qf|Mystery Man}} Yeah, the wrecking ball knocked down the store while you were telling your stories. Good commitment to them, though!
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{{qf|Lisa}} What'll you do now?
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{{qf|Mystery Man}} I still have [[The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop|the comic book store]]!
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{{qf|Lisa}} Wait, are you Comic Book Guy and Mystery Man?
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{{qf|Mystery Man}} That's the mystery... man!
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Latest revision as of 09:59, May 20, 2026



Lisa: Mr. Brockman, there's been a murder! And by that, I mean, the city is killing local businesses like this mystery bookstore and turning them into parking lots!
Kent Brockman: If you're just joining us, we're speaking with local busybody Lisa Simpson!

Lisa: Once this bookstore is closed, the only one left will be the one that sells rubber books as chew toys for dogs!

Mystery Man: Sorry, little girl, but the real mystery is how I stayed open his long.
Lisa: Comic Book Guy?
Mystery Man: Close. I'm his cousin, Mystery Man!

Lisa: Mr. Mayor, what if I prove mysteries are important? Then will you stop that parking lot?
Mayor Quimby: Okay. But do it in the Springfield tradition. With three short stories!

Lisa: So you see, Mayor Quimby, a town without mysteries is... What th--?!
Mystery Man: Yeah, the wrecking ball knocked down the store while you were telling your stories. Good commitment to them, though!

Lisa: What'll you do now?
Mystery Man: I still have the comic book store!
Lisa: Wait, are you Comic Book Guy and Mystery Man?
Mystery Man: That's the mystery... man!