Difference between revisions of "The Princess Principle/Quotes"

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Francine Rhenquist: Look... there's a princess fashion contest and whoever wins gets a real pony!

Lisa: Say what?! Gnnhghhhh... po-nyyy...

Princess Precious: Lisa, you and I are meant to be together.

Lisa: Yes. I feel that, too!

Princess Precious: Let us run free and wild, eschewing this provincial backwater!

Lisa: Wow! You're not just a pretty face... you have a terrific vocabulary!

Princess Precious: Our minds and hearts are as one! I even like "Itchy and Scratchy!"

Lisa: You're perfect! I love you!

Bart: Since when do you go for the sugar and spice, Lis?

Lisa: I need these things in order to enhance my creative potential.

Bart: Yeah... whatever. Hey, what's that? A free pony? Sweet! That thing would make mowing the lawn a breeze!

Lisa: No way!

Comic Book Guy: Enter, my boy, and I will school you in all things princess pony.

Bart: Sounds stupid, but okay.

Comic Book Guy: And don't forget your wallet.

Marge: Ahh... you are the sweetest girl a mother could ever want. And Maggie, too, of course! Well, you just keep being smart and creative and pure of heart and you will go very far, my darling daughter.

Lisa: Sure thing, Mom. Pure of heart? Why did she have to say that? I just lied to her! And I don't want to tell her I cut up her prom dress. Oh, what's the use? I'm never going to win the pony. I'm not pure of heart!

Homer: Hey! What're you doing with my bowling ball bag?

Bart: I'm building a robot. Awesome, isn't it?

Homer: I'm impressed, boy. What will it do?

Bart: Homer, if all goes well, I will never have to mow the lawn again.

Homer: In fact, if this works out, you can build an army of robots to mow lawns, and we'll put manly men like Groundskeeper Willie out of business and march on to rule the world!

Lisa: Oh, Mom... I lied to you about what I was making in the attic! It's not a birthday gift... it's a princess costume I made from your old prom dress that I ruined and I lied to you because I want that pony and I'll never win because all these girls bought real costumes. And I know the princess thing is stupid and wrong and--

Marge: Oh, now, Lisa dear... I know how much you love ponies. And that old prom dress...? I was saving it for you so you might make something from it. As for this contest, I would never want you to go against your principles, but it's not for me to tell you what those might be. If you want to enter this contest, that's up to you. I'm so proud of you for telling me the truth, Lisa. Like I said before, you are smart and creative and have a pure heart.

Kent Brockman: In other news, the Princess Ponypalooza is wreaking havoc in Springfield today as hundreds of little girls compete to win the Princess Pony Fashion Contest. Tarnished tiaras and torn taffeta are the least of the damage done today as tiny hearts break and shatter, all for the love of a pony. Let's take a look with our live helicopter cam. Chopper 2?

Arnie Pye: This is a horrifying situation, Kent... scores of princesses are roaming the streets slashing silk and ripping bodices. Oh, the humanity!

Lisa: I hope you can hear me past the first row...? What I have to say is important! I went against all I hold dear to win this contest. I lied to my Mom, and I betrayed my principles. I competed with other girls instead of supporting my sisters. And in spite of all that, I'm glad I decided to enter this contest, if only to save the pony from the drudgery of mowing lawns. I know you have TV programs you're eager to go home to, so I'll conclude with this... ...in your face, Bart!

Bart: If ponies weren't meant to carry people, how come saddles fit them so good?

Homer: Yeah!