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| − | {{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Bart Simpson, this is the fifth time this week | + | {{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Bart Simpson, this is the fifth time this week you've had to stay after school! It seems all our efforts to rehabilitate you have been in vain. It's extremely frustrating having to spend my afternoons with a student who taxes my patience and shows me no respect! I'm not sleeping well at night, my ulcer is flaring up again, my hair is coming out in clumps... and I blame you, Simpson! Well, what do you have to say for yourself, young man? |
| − | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} I | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} I say... ...it kind of makes you wonder which one of us is being punished, huh, Seymour? |
{{qf|Principal Skinner}} [[D'oh]]! | {{qf|Principal Skinner}} [[D'oh]]! | ||
[[Category:Comic strips quotes]] | [[Category:Comic strips quotes]] | ||
Latest revision as of 11:21, May 16, 2026
- Principal Skinner: Bart Simpson, this is the fifth time this week you've had to stay after school! It seems all our efforts to rehabilitate you have been in vain. It's extremely frustrating having to spend my afternoons with a student who taxes my patience and shows me no respect! I'm not sleeping well at night, my ulcer is flaring up again, my hair is coming out in clumps... and I blame you, Simpson! Well, what do you have to say for yourself, young man?
- Bart: I say... ...it kind of makes you wonder which one of us is being punished, huh, Seymour?
- Principal Skinner: D'oh!
