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| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Groundskeeper Willie! I met this nice lady at the library and I told her all about you! She can't wait to meet you! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Groundskeeper Willie]]}} Och, Willie's got na time for such foolishness! There's a lawn here that needs levellin'! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Willie}} Ah don' know why ah let ya talk me into this! I'm not good with females--they don' seem ta grasp Willie's manly virtues! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Listen, she's perfect for you! Just trust me, all right? Look, here she comes! Katie, I'd like you to meet Willie. He's the groundskeeper here at my school. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Katie MacLoughlan]] and Willie}} You... You're... | |
| + | {{qf|Willie}} You're wearin' the tartan of the Glengarry clan MacLoughlan! | ||
| + | {{qf|Katie}} An' you're bearin' the thrice-cursed colours of the hated Tullabardines! | ||
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| + | {{qf|Katie}} Why don'tcha cry and surrender, like yer clan did at [[Edinburgh]]? | ||
| + | {{qf|Willie}} Tha's a filthy lie, ya bog-dwellin' harpy! | ||
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| + | {{qf|Katie}} You win this round, rogue, but I'll be back wi' proper sporran-kickin' boots, and then we'll see! | ||
| + | {{qf|Willie}} Woe betide ye should your shadow ever cross into Willie's green schoolyard again, ya she-wolf! | ||
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| + | {{qf|Lisa}} Willie! I'm so sorry! I had no idea she'd be from a rival clan! I feel terrible for setting you two up! | ||
| + | {{qf|Willie}} Don' be daft, ya wee girl! Tha' was the best date Willie's ever had! [sniff!] | ||
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Latest revision as of 10:48, May 7, 2026
- Lisa: Groundskeeper Willie! I met this nice lady at the library and I told her all about you! She can't wait to meet you!
- Groundskeeper Willie: Och, Willie's got na time for such foolishness! There's a lawn here that needs levellin'!
- Willie: Ah don' know why ah let ya talk me into this! I'm not good with females--they don' seem ta grasp Willie's manly virtues!
- Lisa: Listen, she's perfect for you! Just trust me, all right? Look, here she comes! Katie, I'd like you to meet Willie. He's the groundskeeper here at my school.
- Katie MacLoughlan and Willie: You... You're...
- Willie: You're wearin' the tartan of the Glengarry clan MacLoughlan!
- Katie: An' you're bearin' the thrice-cursed colours of the hated Tullabardines!
- Katie: Why don'tcha cry and surrender, like yer clan did at Edinburgh?
- Willie: Tha's a filthy lie, ya bog-dwellin' harpy!
- Katie: You win this round, rogue, but I'll be back wi' proper sporran-kickin' boots, and then we'll see!
- Willie: Woe betide ye should your shadow ever cross into Willie's green schoolyard again, ya she-wolf!
- Lisa: Willie! I'm so sorry! I had no idea she'd be from a rival clan! I feel terrible for setting you two up!
- Willie: Don' be daft, ya wee girl! Tha' was the best date Willie's ever had! [sniff!]
