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:'''[[Barney]], [[Homer]], and [[Carl]] ''(singing)''''': We will, we will, rock you!
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Oooh, I shouldn't have done all those body shots with [[Carl]].
:'''[[Lenny]] ''(singing)''''': Kickin' your can all over the place
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Sshhh, I'm trying to read! I joined a book club so I could expand my cultural awareness, Homer. You should really try and do something educational like this instead of spending all night at [[Moe's]] drinking.
:'''[[Homer]]''': Ooooh, I shouldn't have done all those body snots with Carl.
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:'''[[Marge]]''': Sshhh, I'm trying to read! I joined a book club so I could expand my cultural awareness, Homer your should really try and do something educational like this instead of spending all night at Moe's drinkning.
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{{qf|[[Luann Van Houten]]}} So what did everyone think of the book?
:'''[[Luann]]''': So what do everyone think of the book?
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{{qf|[[Agnes Skinner]]}} Great read.
:'''[[Agnes]]''': A triumph.
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{{qf|Marge}} Mesmerising.
:'''[[Marge]]''': Mesmerizing.
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{{qf|[[Helen Lovejoy]]}} Wonderful.
:'''[[Helen]]''': Wonderful.
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{{qf|[[Edna Krabappel]]}} Great read.
:'''[[Marge]]''': Great read.
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:'''[[Luann]]''': Welll, um, I collect vines from all over the country. I head this Alabama vineyard is excellent.
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{{qf|Luann}} Well, um, I collect wines from all over the country. I hear this [[Alabama]] vineyard is excellent.
:'''Sign''': Ten minutes later...
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{{qf|Text box}} Ten minutes later...
:'''[[Agnes]]''': Uh, oh, this bottle of wine's got a leak in it.
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{{qf|Agnes Skinner}} Uh, oh. This bottle of wine's got a leak in it.
:'''[[Edna]]''': Don't panic, we'll just have to take turns cnugging it.
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{{qf|Edna Krabappel}} Don't panic, we'll just have to take turns chugging it.
:'''Sign''': Twenty minutes later...
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:'''[[Agnes]], [[Marge]], [[Luann]], and [[Helen]] ''(singing)''''': Red, red, wine!
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{{qf|Homer}} So how was your book thingie, Marge?
:'''[[Edna]] ''(singing)''''': Red, red wine make me feel so fine, Keep me rockin' all o' the time.
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{{qf|Marge}} It was very educational.
:'''Sign''': Several hours later
 
:'''[[Homer]]''': So how was your book thinkg, Marge?
 
:'''[[Marge]]''': I was very educational.
 
  
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Latest revision as of 12:15, May 3, 2026



Homer: Oooh, I shouldn't have done all those body shots with Carl.
Marge: Sshhh, I'm trying to read! I joined a book club so I could expand my cultural awareness, Homer. You should really try and do something educational like this instead of spending all night at Moe's drinking.

Luann Van Houten: So what did everyone think of the book?
Agnes Skinner: Great read.
Marge: Mesmerising.
Helen Lovejoy: Wonderful.
Edna Krabappel: Great read.

Luann: Well, um, I collect wines from all over the country. I hear this Alabama vineyard is excellent.
Text box: Ten minutes later...
Agnes Skinner: Uh, oh. This bottle of wine's got a leak in it.
Edna Krabappel: Don't panic, we'll just have to take turns chugging it.

Homer: So how was your book thingie, Marge?
Marge: It was very educational.