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'''RED ROX!''' is an animated sitcom about [[Regara|an evil master of damnation]] named Regara. He tries to destroy a geeky kid with a missing penis. The geeky kid is chased constantly by both Regara and four popular kids. It is [[American Dad|not appropriate for kids]]. It is also called [[RED ROX!]] for no reason, although the rox part may be related to the town of [[Roxboro, North Carolina]], where it takes place.
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'''Mr. Sparkle''' (ミスタースパーコル ''Misutasupakoru''), known in Japanese as '''Misutā Supākoru''', is a Japanese dishwashing detergent mascot for {{ap|Mr. Sparkle|product}}, who bears a strong resemblance to [[Homer]].
  
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While at the [[Springfield City Dump]], [[Bart]] found a box of Mr. Sparkle detergent. He called over [[Homer]] and [[Lisa]] to look at the box, and they were all shocked that it had a picture of Homer on the front. Homer took the box to [[Akira]] at [[The Happy Sumo]], who told Homer that it was Mr. Sparkle, and was surprised to find that the mascot looked like Homer. Homer later called the [[Mr. Sparkle Factory]] in [[Japan]] to ask why they were using his likeness on the box. He later received a videotape for American investors with a commercial for Mr. Sparkle included. The commercial started with Mr. Sparkle cleaning a dishwasher full of dishes before he went into the child's bedroom and played the toy xylophone. Mr. Sparkle then went to some {{ap|dancers|In Marge We Trust}} and told them to get out of his way as this was no place for loafers. He then told them to join him or die, and asked if they could do any less. The dancers then called Mr. Sparkle a brave corporate logo and accepted the challenge of Mr. Sparkle. One of the dancers then said "awesome power!" Mr. Sparkle then blew detergent at them, which turned the girls into sumo wrestlers. He then went to a {{ap|reporter|In Marge We Trust}}, who was interviewing a two-headed cow. Mr. Sparkle shattered the cow into pieces. Mr. Sparkle then told the viewer to use Mr. Sparkle for lucky best wash. The end of the commercial then revealed the truth behind Mr. Sparkle: it was a merger of the companies [[Matsumura Fishworks]], which had a fish logo, and [[Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern]], which had a lightbulb logo. The two logos together made Mr. Sparkle, meaning the resemblance to Homer was a coincidence...
  
*'''James Trinkoisionihoilimorsihtonshintserballimaciokkoslirrovituronshloppriquinnsjun''':A computer geek who tries to get a penis, but never gets one. He programs robots to stop the evil master [[Regara]], who enforces the matching of [[socks]]. He must also deal with popular jerks, two of them being snobby, one being too dumb to be snobby, and one who is secretly [[Redneck hottie|Christian]].
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*'''Regara''':An evil master. Kills anyone without matching socks, and as extremely evil powers, such as raining fire down on peoples big fat asses. Has many [[sockpuppets|minions]] to kill James.
 
 
 
*'''Tionos''':A rival [[vandal|master of evil]] to [[User:Regara|Regara]]. Very dumb, though not like DANIELLE CUNIO!
 
 
 
*'''KINGA QUEINZ!''':A robot-controlling minion of Regara.
 
 
 
*'''ROBOTICUS''':A robot controlled by KINGA QUEINZ!
 
 
 
*'''Master Yuregarans''':A very important sockp...minion of Regara with many powers, though not like Regara, himself.
 
 
 
*'''Pinky in the wind!''': A really dumb minion. Never does anything and is often bashed.
 
 
 
*'''Cosmic Osmo''': A spaceman sent by Regara.
 
 
 
*'''Doioioa''':A blonde dumb sexy popular asshole with a dumb name.
 
 
 
*'''Shekoinitia''':Another popular jerk. Hates James more than any other popular jerk in the show and may work for Regara.
 
 
 
*'''Pazinolia''':Part of the group of popular asses, this one is a total snob, but is also sexy.
 
 
 
*'''Shmoigina''':The final popular jerk, the sexiest, and secretly loves the Bible, although she is not a redneck hottie because she doesn't have a Southern accent.
 

Latest revision as of 08:00, May 1, 2026

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Mr. Sparkle (ミスタースパーコル Misutasupakoru), known in Japanese as Misutā Supākoru, is a Japanese dishwashing detergent mascot for Mr. Sparkle, who bears a strong resemblance to Homer.

While at the Springfield City Dump, Bart found a box of Mr. Sparkle detergent. He called over Homer and Lisa to look at the box, and they were all shocked that it had a picture of Homer on the front. Homer took the box to Akira at The Happy Sumo, who told Homer that it was Mr. Sparkle, and was surprised to find that the mascot looked like Homer. Homer later called the Mr. Sparkle Factory in Japan to ask why they were using his likeness on the box. He later received a videotape for American investors with a commercial for Mr. Sparkle included. The commercial started with Mr. Sparkle cleaning a dishwasher full of dishes before he went into the child's bedroom and played the toy xylophone. Mr. Sparkle then went to some dancers and told them to get out of his way as this was no place for loafers. He then told them to join him or die, and asked if they could do any less. The dancers then called Mr. Sparkle a brave corporate logo and accepted the challenge of Mr. Sparkle. One of the dancers then said "awesome power!" Mr. Sparkle then blew detergent at them, which turned the girls into sumo wrestlers. He then went to a reporter, who was interviewing a two-headed cow. Mr. Sparkle shattered the cow into pieces. Mr. Sparkle then told the viewer to use Mr. Sparkle for lucky best wash. The end of the commercial then revealed the truth behind Mr. Sparkle: it was a merger of the companies Matsumura Fishworks, which had a fish logo, and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern, which had a lightbulb logo. The two logos together made Mr. Sparkle, meaning the resemblance to Homer was a coincidence...

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