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'''Mr. Sparkle''' (ミスタースパーコル ''Misutasupakoru''), known in Japanese as '''Misutā Supākoru''', is a Japanese dishwashing detergent mascot for {{ap|Mr. Sparkle|product}}, who bears a strong resemblance to [[Homer]].
  
===Alfreds===
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While at the [[Springfield City Dump]], [[Bart]] found a box of Mr. Sparkle detergent. He called over [[Homer]] and [[Lisa]] to look at the box, and they were all shocked that it had a picture of Homer on the front. Homer took the box to [[Akira]] at [[The Happy Sumo]], who told Homer that it was Mr. Sparkle, and was surprised to find that the mascot looked like Homer. Homer later called the [[Mr. Sparkle Factory]] in [[Japan]] to ask why they were using his likeness on the box. He later received a videotape for American investors with a commercial for Mr. Sparkle included. The commercial started with Mr. Sparkle cleaning a dishwasher full of dishes before he went into the child's bedroom and played the toy xylophone. Mr. Sparkle then went to some {{ap|dancers|In Marge We Trust}} and told them to get out of his way as this was no place for loafers. He then told them to join him or die, and asked if they could do any less. The dancers then called Mr. Sparkle a brave corporate logo and accepted the challenge of Mr. Sparkle. One of the dancers then said "awesome power!" Mr. Sparkle then blew detergent at them, which turned the girls into sumo wrestlers. He then went to a {{ap|reporter|In Marge We Trust}}, who was interviewing a two-headed cow. Mr. Sparkle shattered the cow into pieces. Mr. Sparkle then told the viewer to use Mr. Sparkle for lucky best wash. The end of the commercial then revealed the truth behind Mr. Sparkle: it was a merger of the companies [[Matsumura Fishworks]], which had a fish logo, and [[Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern]], which had a lightbulb logo. The two logos together made Mr. Sparkle, meaning the resemblance to Homer was a coincidence...
  
*'''Alamance Alfred''' is the main character, a conservative who lives on welfare and drinks beer.
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*'''Josie Alfred''' is Alfred's mother, who lives in Graham.
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*'''Jackie Alfred''' is the dead father.
 
*'''Gary Alfred''' is the grandfather.
 
*'''Jane Alfred''' is the grandmother.
 
*'''Uncle Jason''' is the moonshine uncle.
 
*'''Lord Pee''' is Alfred's weird cousin.
 
*'''Al Fred Alfred''' is Alfred's upper-class cousin.
 
*'''Winkenstein Alfred''' is Uncle Jason's son.
 
*''Moonshine brother of Gary''
 
 
 
===Bobbulas===
 
 
 
*'''Randall Bobbula''' is Alfred's vandalizin' friend.
 
*'''Wendy Bobbula''' is Randall's wife.
 
*'''Danietta Bobbula''' is Randall's submissive daughter.
 
*'''Barnes the Croboy''' is Randall's annoying brother.
 
 
 
===Matthews===
 
 
 
*'''Jed Matthews''' is a moonshine redneck friend of Alfred'''
 
*'''Clara Matthews''' is Jed's sexy daughter, who is Alf's love interest.
 
*'''Gramma and Grampa Matthews''' are Clara's grandparents.
 
*'''Jake Matthews''' is Jed's annoying son.
 
 
 
===McGrath===
 
 
 
*'''Seamus "Master" McGrath''' is Alfred's friend, a substitute Gaelic teacher.
 
*'''Loony Larry McGrath''' is one of Crazy Jeff's customers. Seamus's brother.
 
*'''Harry McGrath''' is Seamus's other brother.
 
 
 
===Cook===
 
 
 
*'''Miranda "Randy" Cook''', usually called "Mr. Cook", is a greedy politician. Likes drinking with Alfred.
 
*'''William Cook''' is the Geezer-Father of Mr. Cook.
 
*'''Jefferson Davis "Crazy Jeff" Cook''' is Mr. Cook's cousin, who claims he has a great esteat when he actually has a bad one.
 
 
 
===Mill Workers===
 
 
 
*'''Lars''' is a tall mill worker,
 
*'''Brad''' is a short one.
 
*'''Luke''' is the medium-sized one.
 
*''Unnamed mill worker''
 
 
 
===Corbins===
 
 
 
*'''Ben Corbin''' is Alf's housekeeper.
 
*'''Tliklins Corbin'''is Ben's sexist father.
 
 
 
===Vordermeers===
 
 
 
*'''Derfhiggen Vordermeer''' is Alfred's Armenian "friend".
 
*'''Driddheim''' is the bratty son.
 
*'''Entweiler''' is the wife who stayed in Armenia.
 
*'''Wirhes''' is Derf's sister.
 
 
 
===Lodikrap===
 
 
 
*'''Jake Lodikrap''' is an evil hippie.
 
*'''Bill Lodikrap''' is Jake's conservative brother.
 
 
 
===Others===
 
 
 
*'''H.E.L.L.''' Criminal who killed Alf's father.
 
*'''Erica Wimblinstein''' is a Goth girl.
 
*'''Me''' is a TBH.
 
*'''Admiral Wombat''' is a spoof of Captain Cangaroo. Stars of Admiral Wombat include:
 
:'''Mr. Chicken''' is a chicken who is afraid of being Kentucky-fried.
 
:'''The Colonel''' tries to destroy Mr. Chicken.
 
:'''Mark Moron''' is the name of a kid who becomes a supehero called Carlow Crab. Inspiration for the show "[[The Carlow Crab]]".
 
:'''Wicklow Wasp''' is the Crab's main enemy.
 
:'''Lord Steiner''' is a German Guy.
 
*'''Mr. Robinson''' is the obese boss at the mill.
 
*'''Danny Faintomb''' A biker who knew Corbin.
 
*'''Scarab''' Guy in a Scarab Suit who mutilates Clara.
 
*'''Mr. MacEnis''' is a giant penis.
 
*'''Merfhiggen Morderveer''' is an anti-Armenia idiot. For more information see [[wikipedia:Special:Contributions/Mr. Rednex|this]].
 
*'''Dumb Dawg''' is a dumb dawg.
 
*'''Sith Johnson''' is a mill owner.
 
*'''Camden Countysman''' is an annoying guy from the NC coast.
 
*'''Lyndon Johnson''' is Sith's brother.
 
*'''Nelson Arlenass''' is an astronaut from Burlington.
 
*'''Wallace Ihitballs''' is a thug and friend of H.E.L.L.
 
*'''Laughnaugh McShaugnhaugn''' is the normal Gaelic teacher.
 
*'''Taughnaugh McShaugnaughn''' is Laughnaugh's Cona Hahahahahahhahahahhahhaahat hottie wife.
 
*'''Wachaun''' is a good Gaelic speaker and friend of Laughnaugh.
 
*'''Wikipedia Morderveer''' is Merfhiggen's father who hates Derfhiggen.
 
*'''Mailman''' is a buffoonish mailman.
 
*'''Trent Burns''' is a bad student at the Gaelic class.
 
*'''Tara''' is a cheerleader.
 
*'''Tilikia Wallburg''' is a popular jerk at the Gaelic class.
 
*'''Samantha''' is Erica's friend.
 
*'''Luben Becker''' is another German guy. He owns a store often visited by Alf.
 
*'''Stuben Becker''' is Luben's snobby brother.
 
*''Unnamed hottie who appears in Luben's store''.
 
*'''Joe Stenbert''' is the head of the Stenbert family of West Burlington.
 
*'''Mr. Potts''' is a grumpy old man who killed a Chapel Hill dweller.
 
*'''Bartholomew Breastenheimer''' is a yuppie from Chapel [[hank|Hill]].
 
*'''Farley Canns''' is the owner of a junkyard.
 
*'''Cory Nathan''' is a receptionist at Jake's Healing Center.
 
*'''Ronny Wing''' owns a [[gun store]]!
 
*'''Fred Lipschitz''' works at the gun store. He is married to Gerald.
 
*'''Gerald McGraham''' is Fred's gay lover. He works at Sith's mill.
 
*''Unnamed friends of Tilikia''
 
*'''Mary Stenbert''' is Joe's wife.
 
*'''Talking Towers''' are some talking towers that were born in Greensboro, but go to Burlington to torment Jake Lodikrap.
 
*'''Arthur''' is a guy who helps the poor. He replaced Alfred in "[[Zorgin Hmorgin's Alamance Arthur]]".
 
*'''Zorgin Hmorgin''' sometimes appears.
 
*'''The Gay Club''' is a club in Chapel Hill that Jake belongs to. Consists of 12 people.
 

Latest revision as of 08:00, May 1, 2026

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Mr. Sparkle (ミスタースパーコル Misutasupakoru), known in Japanese as Misutā Supākoru, is a Japanese dishwashing detergent mascot for Mr. Sparkle, who bears a strong resemblance to Homer.

While at the Springfield City Dump, Bart found a box of Mr. Sparkle detergent. He called over Homer and Lisa to look at the box, and they were all shocked that it had a picture of Homer on the front. Homer took the box to Akira at The Happy Sumo, who told Homer that it was Mr. Sparkle, and was surprised to find that the mascot looked like Homer. Homer later called the Mr. Sparkle Factory in Japan to ask why they were using his likeness on the box. He later received a videotape for American investors with a commercial for Mr. Sparkle included. The commercial started with Mr. Sparkle cleaning a dishwasher full of dishes before he went into the child's bedroom and played the toy xylophone. Mr. Sparkle then went to some dancers and told them to get out of his way as this was no place for loafers. He then told them to join him or die, and asked if they could do any less. The dancers then called Mr. Sparkle a brave corporate logo and accepted the challenge of Mr. Sparkle. One of the dancers then said "awesome power!" Mr. Sparkle then blew detergent at them, which turned the girls into sumo wrestlers. He then went to a reporter, who was interviewing a two-headed cow. Mr. Sparkle shattered the cow into pieces. Mr. Sparkle then told the viewer to use Mr. Sparkle for lucky best wash. The end of the commercial then revealed the truth behind Mr. Sparkle: it was a merger of the companies Matsumura Fishworks, which had a fish logo, and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern, which had a lightbulb logo. The two logos together made Mr. Sparkle, meaning the resemblance to Homer was a coincidence...

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