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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} That depends. Do you consider baldness a super power? | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} That depends. Do you consider baldness a super power? | ||
{{qf|Bart}} Maybe. Is it possible for a man to survive with a jagged shard of metal stuck in his head? | {{qf|Bart}} Maybe. Is it possible for a man to survive with a jagged shard of metal stuck in his head? | ||
| − | {{qf|Homer}} Let me see... I knew a guy who had that happen to him once. No, wait. It was a hot gooey marshmallow stuck to the roof of his mouth. He | + | {{qf|Homer}} Let me see... I knew a guy who had that happen to him once. No, wait. It was a hot gooey marshmallow stuck to the roof of his mouth. He didn't die, but it did make him talk funny. |
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{{qf|Announcer}} Tonight on ''[[Bikini Beach]]'', lifeguard {{ap|Nikki|Reality TV}} stops a gang of nuclear terrorists in time to compete in the Miss Sandybottoms swimsuit competition! | {{qf|Announcer}} Tonight on ''[[Bikini Beach]]'', lifeguard {{ap|Nikki|Reality TV}} stops a gang of nuclear terrorists in time to compete in the Miss Sandybottoms swimsuit competition! | ||
| − | {{qf|Bart}} Whoa-ho! | + | {{qf|Bart}} Whoa-ho! You're right, Homer! Reality is better than fantasy! |
{{qf|Homer}} And [[Marge Simpson|your mother]] says I never teach you anything. | {{qf|Homer}} And [[Marge Simpson|your mother]] says I never teach you anything. | ||
[[Category:Comic strips quotes]] | [[Category:Comic strips quotes]] | ||
Latest revision as of 20:04, April 26, 2026
- Bart: Hey Dad, if a man got exposed to radiation in real life, would he get super powers?
- Homer: That depends. Do you consider baldness a super power?
- Bart: Maybe. Is it possible for a man to survive with a jagged shard of metal stuck in his head?
- Homer: Let me see... I knew a guy who had that happen to him once. No, wait. It was a hot gooey marshmallow stuck to the roof of his mouth. He didn't die, but it did make him talk funny.
- Announcer: Tonight on Bikini Beach, lifeguard Nikki stops a gang of nuclear terrorists in time to compete in the Miss Sandybottoms swimsuit competition!
- Bart: Whoa-ho! You're right, Homer! Reality is better than fantasy!
- Homer: And your mother says I never teach you anything.
