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| − | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} C'mon kids! We're going shopping for an | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} C'mon kids! We're going shopping for an SUV! |
| − | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Finally, an end to the | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Finally, an end to the shame of being the only family in town with a sedan. |
| − | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} I don't know Homer. | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} I don't know, Homer... |
| − | {{qf|Homer}} Marge " | + | {{qf|Homer}} Marge, "sedan stigma" is the leading cause of low esteem in children. |
| − | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} But | + | ---- |
| + | {{qf|Bart}} This model has a snowboard rack and a fully-stocked wet bar! | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} The cargo space in this model converts into a state of the art DVD screening room! | ||
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| + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} But SUVs are notoriously unsafe! Their tyres burst, and they flip over easily! | ||
{{qf|Homer}} So they protect the jobs of ambulance drivers, and they're fun to drive! | {{qf|Homer}} So they protect the jobs of ambulance drivers, and they're fun to drive! | ||
| − | {{qf|Lisa}} But the pollution they cause | + | {{qf|Lisa}} But the pollution they cause will be a serious problem for generations to come! |
| − | {{qf|Homer}} Lisa, my generation gave the world cable TV and microwaveable French fries! Pollution will be your generation's | + | {{qf|Homer}} Lisa, my generation gave the world cable TV and microwaveable French fries! Pollution will be your generation's big challenge! |
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| − | {{qf|Marge}} Don't worry, Lisa | + | {{qf|Marge}} Don't worry, Lisa. SUVs have one very effective safety feature. |
| − | {{qf|Lisa}} What's that mom? | + | {{qf|Lisa}} What's that, mom? |
| − | {{qf|Marge}} The price | + | {{qf|Marge}} The price. We'll never be able to afford one! |
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Latest revision as of 18:37, April 23, 2026
- Homer: C'mon kids! We're going shopping for an SUV!
- Bart: Finally, an end to the shame of being the only family in town with a sedan.
- Marge: I don't know, Homer...
- Homer: Marge, "sedan stigma" is the leading cause of low esteem in children.
- Bart: This model has a snowboard rack and a fully-stocked wet bar!
- Homer: The cargo space in this model converts into a state of the art DVD screening room!
- Lisa: But SUVs are notoriously unsafe! Their tyres burst, and they flip over easily!
- Homer: So they protect the jobs of ambulance drivers, and they're fun to drive!
- Lisa: But the pollution they cause will be a serious problem for generations to come!
- Homer: Lisa, my generation gave the world cable TV and microwaveable French fries! Pollution will be your generation's big challenge!
- Marge: Don't worry, Lisa. SUVs have one very effective safety feature.
- Lisa: What's that, mom?
- Marge: The price. We'll never be able to afford one!
