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:'''[[Ralph]]''': Welcome, to inside my head.
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{{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} Welcome, to inside my head.
:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]''': That's my boy!
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{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} That's my boy!
:'''[[Ralph]]''': "I once tried to dig a hole to China but got lost."
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:'''Canadian''': Welcome to Canda, eh.
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{{qf|Ralph}} ''[narration]'' I once tried to dig a hole to [[China]] but got lost.
:'''[[Ralph]]''': "At School, I learned that glue is made from horses and cows!" I'm stuck. "My mommy told me about the little man who turns out the light in the refreigerator when I close the doors."
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:'''Little man''': You did wrong, Ralphie! Just tfor that I'm makin' the bologna go bad.
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{{qf|Ralph}} ''[narration]'' [[Sarah Wiggum|My mommy]] told me about the little man who turns out the light in the refrigerator when I close the door.
:'''[[Ralph]]''': No! Please, not the bologna! "He's kinda mean." "Once, I wanted to know if butterflies taste like butter or like flies." I'm sorry! I'm sorry! "If the groundhog dies, will it stay winter forever!"
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{{qf|Fridge man}} You did wrong, Ralphie! Just for that, I'm makin' the bologna go bad.
:'''[[Kent Brockman]]''': Throw away that suntan lotion, Springfield. The groundhog has seen the shadow. The shadow of the valley of death!
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{{qf|Ralph}} No! Please, not the bologna!
:'''[[Ralph]]''': Time to put my brain to bed bye-bye!
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{{qf|Ralph}} ''[narration]'' He's kinda mean.
:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]''': Actually, he favours ohis mother's side.
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{{qf|Ralph}} ''[narration]'' Once, I wanted to know if butterflies taste like butter or like flies.
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{{qf|Ralph}} ''[narration]'' If the groundhog dies, will it stay winter forever?
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{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Throw away that suntan lotion, Springfield. The groundhog has seen the shadow. The shadow of the valley of death!
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{{qf|Ralph}} Time to put my brain to bed. Bye-bye!
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{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Actually, he favours his mother's side.
  
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Latest revision as of 17:04, April 16, 2026



Ralph Wiggum: Welcome, to inside my head.
Chief Wiggum: That's my boy!

Ralph: [narration] I once tried to dig a hole to China but got lost.

Ralph: [narration] My mommy told me about the little man who turns out the light in the refrigerator when I close the door.
Fridge man: You did wrong, Ralphie! Just for that, I'm makin' the bologna go bad.
Ralph: No! Please, not the bologna!
Ralph: [narration] He's kinda mean.

Ralph: [narration] Once, I wanted to know if butterflies taste like butter or like flies.

Ralph: [narration] If the groundhog dies, will it stay winter forever?
Kent Brockman: Throw away that suntan lotion, Springfield. The groundhog has seen the shadow. The shadow of the valley of death!

Ralph: Time to put my brain to bed. Bye-bye!
Chief Wiggum: Actually, he favours his mother's side.