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The Not-Giving-A-Rip Tree

Tapped Out Quest Information Level: 5 Update: Treehouse of Horror XXXIV Required characters: Mighty Oak Leader, Lisa, Homer, Normal Springfielders Optional characters: Marge Internal name(s): TheNotGivingARipTree ID(s): 273022 - 273025

The Not-Giving-A-Rip Tree is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror XXXIV content update. It requires the Mighty Oak Leader to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Mighty Oak Leader's exclamation mark I am your hardwood leader! Trees, lift your limbs to me! What the hemlock...?! Why are none of you birches moving?! Mighty Oak, maybe the other trees just aren't awake like you are. Between you and me...trees are the worst. Pollen all over your car in the morning, leaves falling everywhere...you know that's how we poop, right? Yuck. But c'mon...is it really worse than humans? *shrugs his limbs* I might have gone a little overboard. Task: "Make Mighty Oak Leader Try to Engage the Local Flora". The job takes place at Springfield Park Entrance, Springfield Christmas Tree Farm, Big T Tree, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Lisa Give Trees Some Serious Side Eye". The job takes place at Springfield Park Entrance, Springfield Christmas Tree Farm, Big T Tree, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Mighty Oak Leader's exclamation mark I guess trees can be jerks, but at least we don't go around rolling black goo all over the land! Are you talking about pavement...asphalt? What'd you call me?! Task: "Make Mighty Oak Leader Express His Feelings About Pavement". The job takes 4 hours. You've covered up all my grass, bush, and tree brothers and sisters with pavement. For what? Duh. For our cars. Look at me. I don't have a body that moves around by itself. You'd be a lot happier and healthier if you just walked everywhere like I do. Yeah, about that...trees really shouldn't be walking around. I should give you a ticket, but my ticket pad is back in the squad car. Say, could you carry me? Not gonna do that. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Mighty Oak Leader's exclamation mark See, Marge, I told you this park would be a perfect spot for a romantic picnic lunch. It's nice that you're trying to be romantic, but it's a little too hot for a picnic. I've got that covered. Or should I say this lumberhead has us both covered. Spread those branches out, jerk! Bite my root ball, buddy. Task: "Make Mighty Oak Leader Think About Stomping on Humans". The job takes place at Springfield Park Entrance, Springfield Christmas Tree Farm, Big T Tree, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. If Marge is owned: Task: "Make Marge Feel Embarrassed by Homer in Front of the Tree". The job takes place at Springfield Park Entrance, Springfield Christmas Tree Farm, Big T Tree, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Homer Slam Lunch Beers Before They Get too Warm". The job takes place at Springfield Park Entrance, Springfield Christmas Tree Farm, Big T Tree, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Mighty Oak Leader's exclamation mark People of Springfield! Yeah? I was addressing the humans. I don't know what you are. People...heed my words, for I am mighty and a leader! Okay, timber toes, we're primed to follow pretty much anyone who appears on TV and calls themselves a leader. You must stop treating the Earth with such disrespect and disregard! BORING! Seriously! Dance or do some magic tricks. But...but...I am a mighty leader, not a sideshow entertainer! That's right! Stay in your lane, shade-maker! Task: "Make Mighty Oak Leader Give a Stirring Speech". The job takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Springfielders Be Moved But Not Care" (x5). The jobs take place at Springfield Park Entrance, Springfield Christmas Tree Farm, Big T Tree, or a Brown House and take 4 hours. I have to admit, that speech was very stirring. Moving, rousing, inspiring... So you will listen and change your ways now? Nah. I don't get it! You really need a reality TV show to get any traction these days. And how do I get this TV show? You can start by working for me! How does "Sideshow Oak" sound? That sounds ghastly! The "sideshow" part. Quest reward: 200 and 20

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to the children's book The Giving Tree by Shel Silverstein.