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|characters = [[Homer]], [[Marge]], [[Lisa]], [[Bart]], [[Grampa]], [[Old Jewish Man]]
 
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{{THT|'''New Character:''' [[Old Jewish Man]]|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|'''New Character:''' [[Old Jewish Man]]|colspan=2}}
 
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{{TB|Look dad, it's your friend… the crazy old guy.}}
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{{TB|Look dad, it's your friend... the crazy old guy.}}
 
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{{TB|Who? Jasper Beardly? Hans Moleman?}}
 
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{{TB|Why! I haven't seen you around for ages. I assumed you died!}}
 
{{TB|Why! I haven't seen you around for ages. I assumed you died!}}
 
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{{TB|Technically I did… several times! But it takes more than a couple strokes to stop Ol' What's-My-Name!}}
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{{TB|Technically I did... several times! But it takes more than a couple strokes to stop Ol' What's-My-Name!}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
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{{TB|And then there's the tax break.}}
 
{{TB|And then there's the tax break.}}
 
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{{TB|Well, we don't have that… but maybe we could. You and I could get married!}}
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{{TB|Well, we don't have that... but maybe we could. You and I could get married!}}
 
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{{TB|What?! You mean like a gay marriage?}}
 
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{{TB|I'll be waiting here for when you come back! Gosh, it's nice to have someone to wait for other than death!}}
 
{{TB|I'll be waiting here for when you come back! Gosh, it's nice to have someone to wait for other than death!}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Old Jewish Man Drop Pants for Change|4 hours|the [[Overpass Diner]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Grampa Sit in the Kitchen|4 hours|the [[Retirement Castle]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
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{{TB|Old Jewish Man can now perform his act on the [[Open Air Stage]].}}
 
{{TB|Old Jewish Man can now perform his act on the [[Open Air Stage]].}}
 
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{{TB|zzzzzzzzzzzzzz…..}}
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{{TB|zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....}}
 
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{{TB|Does this sham marriage need a sham mistress?}}
 
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{{TB|Take a look at the [[Community Center]] and find out what Jasper wants. Complete his quests to find out!}}
 
{{TB|Take a look at the [[Community Center]] and find out what Jasper wants. Complete his quests to find out!}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|15000}} and {{XP|500}}|colspan=2}}
 
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Latest revision as of 10:59, July 20, 2025


Old Gray Marriage
Tapped Out Old Jewish Man Sidebar.png
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 56/57
Update: Level 57
Required characters: Homer, Marge, Lisa, Bart, Grampa, Old Jewish Man
Internal name(s): OldGrayMarriage
ID(s): 130000 - 130006
Previous quest(s): Stunt Force Trauma Pt. 5 (if level 56)
A Drop in the Bucket (if level 57)
Next quest(s): Geriatric Medicine
Frankie the Politician Pt. 1
Girl Next Cell Over Pt. 1


Old Gray Marriage is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 57 content update. It unlocks the Old Jewish Man and Overpass Diner.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer - Happy Happy Birthday, Dad!
Grampa Another year has passed? Hot diggity! Take that, Death, my team of doctors, that fortune teller, and all sense of reason!
Homer And to celebrate we're taking you someplace special.
Grampa - Surprised Last time you said that you took me to the Retirement Castle. And the time before that, you mugged me and left me in the woods.
Homer I left you in the woods and THEN you got mugged. But this time, we're really taking you out for real. With all that money we got from mugging you.
Grampa So where are we going? The Gilded Truffle? El Chemistri?
Homer Even better - a greasy roadside diner! Wait, did I say better? I meant much worse.
Task: "Build the Overpass Diner". It takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Simpsons Family Dine at the Overpass Diner" (x5). The jobs take place at the Overpass Diner and take 60 minutes.
New Character: Old Jewish Man
Homer Look dad, it's your friend... the crazy old guy.
Grampa Who? Jasper Beardly? Hans Moleman?
Homer No, the other one. The one who isn't quite important enough to warrant having a name.
Grampa - Surprised Why! I haven't seen you around for ages. I assumed you died!
Old Jewish Man Technically I did... several times! But it takes more than a couple strokes to stop Ol' What's-My-Name!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Characters that can do the task are: Homer, Marge, Lisa, Bart, and Grampa.

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Old Jewish Man's exclamation mark
Old Jewish Man - Sad I have to admit I've been lonely ever since my wife passed on. Sometimes I just walk around in her heels and pearls.
Grampa To keep her memory alive?
Old Jewish Man Sure, let's go with that.
Grampa Why don't you move in with me? It'll cure your loneliness, and I'll have someone to wake me from my night terrors.
Old Jewish Man - Happy Good idea! Us old fogeys gotta stick together -- we're a dying breed you know!
Task: "Make Old Jewish Man Change Rooms in the Retirement Castle". The job takes place at the Retirement Castle and takes 24 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Old Jewish Man's exclamation mark
Homer So Dad, for the rest of your birthday I thought I'd take you to the movies. Or just go to the movies myself using your senior discount and let you sit in the car.
Grampa No can do, sonny, I've got plans tonight.
Old Jewish Man Yeah, Abe and I are going to the drive-in. We'll see a movie AND sit in a parked car.
Grampa We're a regular Odd Couple. He's the old, deaf one with a bad memory.
Homer And which are you?
Grampa Huh? What are you talking about?
Old Jewish Man I've got a pill to help rememberin'! And a pill to help spice things up in the bedroom! And a pill to help find the bedroom!
Task: "Make Old Jewish Man Sort Through Pills". The job takes 8 hours.
Old Jewish Man This one's to keep my heart working. This one's to keep my liver functioning. These just keep me alive. Where are all my fun pills?
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Old Jewish Man's exclamation mark
Old Jewish Man - Sad I can't find my Jammitin pills! Now I'll never be able to hold hands with a woman while sitting in separate outdoor bathtubs.
Grampa Keep your filthy fantasies to yourself! And even if you find your pills, where will you find a woman?
Old Jewish Man - Frustrated Hey! I've got women following me around everywhere! Helping me in and out of chairs, wearing white, giving me pudding.
Grampa Those are nurses, you idiot! And most of them are men.
Old Jewish Man Oy, I miss having a wife -- the conversation, the living together, the helping me out of bed at night to pee.
Grampa I do all those things.
Old Jewish Man And then there's the tax break.
Grampa Well, we don't have that... but maybe we could. You and I could get married!
Old Jewish Man - Surprised What?! You mean like a gay marriage?
Grampa Why not! Gay guys have been fakin' straight marriages since the New Deal! We could be straight guys in a gay marriage!
Task: "Build Shotgun Pete's".
Task: "Make Grampa Get Gay Married to Old Jewish Man". The job takes place at Shotgun Pete's and takes 12 hours.
Homer - Confused My dad's marrying a man? On the one hand I should be sad because my entire childhood has been a lie.
Homer - Dreamy But on the other hand, weddings mean cake!
Bart - Annoyed I'm fine with gay marriage, but OLD gay marriage? Yuck.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Old Jewish Man's exclamation mark
Old Jewish Man Now that we're married, I suppose one of us should be the breadwinner.
Grampa I'm banned from the Lucky Loaves bakery/casino since they caught me counting breadsticks, so it'll have to be you.
Old Jewish Man I guess I can dust off my old vaudeville act.
Old Jewish Man Probably should update a few references – how old's the Lindbergh baby these days?
Grampa I'll be waiting here for when you come back! Gosh, it's nice to have someone to wait for other than death!
Task: "Make Old Jewish Man Drop Pants for Change". The job takes place at the Overpass Diner and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Grampa Sit in the Kitchen". The job takes place at the Retirement Castle and takes 4 hours.
Message Old Jewish Man can now perform his act on the Open Air Stage.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Old Jewish Man's exclamation mark
Old Jewish Man - Annoyed These kids today are mean. The crowd pelted me with organic tomatoes. So plump and juicy, they really splat when they hit your face.
Grampa Well, did you bring any home? We're on a fixed income.
Old Jewish Man No but I did get the hot volunteer's phone number. She's getting slip bars installed in her hot tub.
Grampa - Surprised What! I'm starting to think you aren't taking this sham marriage seriously!
Old Jewish Man - Frustrated I can't live like this! I'm going to say something I never thought I'd say – I want a divorce cobunkulous.
Old Jewish Man Oy, I think that last bit might have been a stroke.
Task: "Make Grampa and Old Jewish Man Get Divorced". The job takes place at the Court House and takes 24 hours.
Old Jewish Man - Happy Single and ready to...
Old Jewish Man - Sleepy zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 7[edit]

After tapping on Old Jewish Man's exclamation mark
Old Jewish Man - Happy Abe! It's been forever! How's life been treating you?
Grampa Can't complain! Except that I've been a little lonely. And I have what the doctors are calling super shingles.
Old Jewish Man I'm lonely myself. Got out of a relationship recently, I think.
Grampa Maybe we should move in together.
Old Jewish Man Or better yet, let's get married! The tax breaks would be a real boon.
Grampa What a great idea! I can't believe I've never thought of it before. Those savings will help pay for these bills I've been getting from a divorce lawyer.
Task: "Make Old Jewish Man Change Rooms in the Retirement Castle". The job takes place at the Retirement Castle and takes 24 hours.
Jasper Does this sham marriage need a sham mistress?
Message Take a look at the Community Center and find out what Jasper wants. Complete his quests to find out!
Quest reward: Cash15,000 and XP500


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