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Weird Al-truism

Tapped Out Quest Information Level: 5 Update: Homerpalooza Required characters: Milhouse, Lisa Optional characters: Ned, Cletus, Skinner, Willie, Martin, Comic Book Guy, Sherri & Terri Internal name(s): WeirdAlTruism ID(s): 178051 - 178065 Previous quest(s): Rock and Roll Never Forgets, Unfortunately Pt. 5

Weird Al-truism is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Homerpalooza content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Weird Al Yankovic's Quest mark Ah, back in Springfield, the town that holds the record for most illegally downloaded copies of my songs. Weird Al Yankovic! You're my musical hero. I have every one of your albums. I sleep under a Weird Al blanket. You could say I'm obsessed. That's great. Now, can you take me to the Homerpalooza festival? Just follow me. Task: "Make Milhouse Imprison Weird Al in His House". The job takes place at the Van Houten House and takes 4 hours. Listen, Milhouse, it's been great meeting all your stuffed animals. Big fan of Puppy Goo-Goo. But I really should be getting to the festival. What's your hurry... NORMAL AL? Compared to me, I mean. Quest rewards: 25/25/25 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark Help! I'm supposed to perform at Homerpalooza, but Milhouse has stolen all my concert gear for his "Shrine to Weird Al Yankovic". Can't you just take your stuff back? Lisa, I can't steal from a religious institution! Especially one devoted to me. Then we'll have to buy you all new gear... I know! We'll crowdfund it on "FriendMoocher". And I'll be the first to donate! Task: "Make Lisa Create FriendMoocher Campaign". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. Quest rewards: 25/25/25 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Pt. 2 Okay, Mr. Yankovic, the "FriendMoocher" bucks are pouring in. What's the first thing you need to put on a concert? Well, I write a lot of songs about food. So I need to do a lot of research into eating. I wear Hawaiian shirts to cover the food stains! Seems simple enough. How many shirts could you need? Task: "Fund Hawaiian Shirts" (x100). Quest rewards: 25/25/25 and 10 500/500/500

Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Pt. 3 We've purchased a massive supply of Hawaiian shirts, Weird Al. What next? I can't perform without my trademark curly ringlets. You must buy me... hair curlers! Task: "Fund Hair Curler Supply" (x100). Quest rewards: 25/25/25 and 10 200

Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Pt. 4 Perfect, my curly hair is cascading in golden ripples down my huge forehead of genius. Now all I need to appear on your Rock Stage is hilarious parody lyrics. And to write those, I'm going to need a lot of rhyming dictionaries. Task: "Fund Rhyming Dictionaries" (x100). I'm ready to hit the Rock Stage, Lisa! This is so exciting! We actually have a respectable musician for Homerpalooza. Oh dear. If I look respectable, I'm not doing my job. Message Weird Al Yankovic can now make you laugh in Rock Jam Sessions! Quest rewards: 25/25/25 and 10 Weird Al Yankovic

Pt. 6[edit]

Requires Act 2 or 3 After completing Pt. 5 I can't wait to get on the Pop Stage! It's where I can do my best dancing. Until this town gets a Polka Dance Hall. If there's one thing I've observed about pop stars, it's that they like to glitter! So bring me your rhinestones! Task: "Fund Costume Bedazzling" (x200). Quest rewards: 25/25 and 10 500/500

Pt. 7[edit]

After completing Pt. 6 The secret to acting like a pop star is to always be bubbly! I'll need plenty of sugar to keep that up, and I like my sugar in the form of red licorice. But only ones with a clockwise twist. Counter-clockwise is just unnatural! Task: "Fund Clockwise Red Licorice Twists" (x200). Quest rewards: 25/25 and 10 200

Pt. 8[edit]

After completing Pt. 7 The secret to writing great pop parodies is knowing what millennials like. They seem to like apps. In that case, I need to buy every app there is and find out what it's doing. Each new generation is so weird! Task: "Fund Pop Parody App Purchases" (x200). I'm hopped up on red licorice, bedazzled outfits, and strange dating apps. Time to pop! Message Weird Al Yankovic can now perform in Pop Jam Sessions! Quest rewards: 25/25 and 10

Pt. 9[edit]

After completing Pt. 8 and Straight Outta Dumbton Pt. 1 Time to get ready to drop some parody flow on the Hip Hop Stage. You can go two ways: heavy on the bling, or heavy on the soul. I choose the bling thing! Of course the more expensive one. Task: "Fund Bling Things" (x200). Quest rewards: 25 and 10 500

Pt. 10[edit]

After completing Pt. 9 To really put on a "baller" hip hop show, I'm going to need a lot of high-top sneakers. It's the only way to get the proper pop, lock, and hip hop bounce. The good news is, we can save on shoelaces. We ain't gonna need 'em! Task: "Fund Sneakers" (x200). Quest rewards: 25 and 10 200

Pt. 11[edit]

After completing Pt. 10 The final step for doing a Hip Hop show is to get some fresh beats. Oh wait, did I say beats? I meant BEETS! They power the brain! Also, I'm going to need some urban slang. Believe it or not, but a six-foot tall accordion player from Lynwood, California isn't always up on the latest lingo. Task: "Fund Hip Hop Slang" (x200). Yeah boy! I am in the shiz-ouse! And now you're ready to write some awesome parodies of jazz classics, right? "Food Indigo"? "Cake Five"? "Cake Five"?! Leave it to the professionals, Lisa. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm about to drop my parody of Drake's "Fake Love": "Cake Love". Message Weird Al Yankovic can now perform in Hip Hop Jam Sessions! Quest rewards: 50 and 20

Currency-earning jobs[edit]

Task Character(s) Time Location(s) Reward Door-to-Door Tithe Collection Ned 4h Homes 4, 45 Allow Additional Genetic Study Cletus Cletus's Farm Creatively Direct School Funds Skinner Springfield Elementary Work Side Jobs for Funders Willie Homes Livestream Lute Covers on ViewTube Martin Brown House Sell Celebrity Autograph Vouchers Comic Book Guy Android's Dungeon Confuse People Into Funding Sherri & Terri Homes 12, 135