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Thanksgiving Intro

Tapped Out Quest Information

Thanksgiving Intro is an event-exclusive quest in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Thanksgiving 2013 content update.

After starting the update
	What's this weird paper stuff in the mailbox?
	It's called "mail."
	You mean they invented a paper version of electronic mail? Science is amazing! Ooh! A big "mail"! Maybe it's full of more "paper".
	It's a Sacagawea costume I ordered. I saved up all my Sacagawea dollars to pay for it.
	Honey, the dollar doesn't have Sacawhoever on it. It has George Washington, the inventor of money.
	I wanted to dress up as Sacagawea to celebrate the rich cultural history of Thanksgiving.
	A white girl dressing up like a native American? I don't know, that sounds a little racist to me.
	Just give me the costume.
Message	You'll find a new costume for Lisa in your inventory!
	That costume looks great on you Lisa. You're the cutest racist I've ever seen!
	Stop calling me that!
	If I walked around pretending to be W.E.B. Dubois, whoever that is, you'd call ME racist.
	That's true... but... because... cultural... something... I SPENT ALL MY MONEY ON THIS COSTUME!!
	Wampum, sweetie. You spent all your wampum on this costume.

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God Bless Native America • Happy Thanksgiving • Thankless Thanksgiving • Thanksgiving Intro